workers for hire

The crafty little braceros that steal your job.

My only motivation to work harder is so that you don't bring in the workers for hire.

by Ebenezer Scrotum January 25, 2008

Wokked

when u wake feeling like a plate

I wokked up today and had a cat for breakfast

by spaceweed October 24, 2023

Co-worker smile

Walking through the office when you see a co-worker and do an odd half smile to acknowledge their presence

As Kyle walked through the office and saw his co-worker Linda he flashed his best co-worker smile

by 265354 August 18, 2013

Faux-Worker

A worker who pretends to work but is actually goofing off.

Farrah never actually works, she just appears to. Instead of my coworker, she's actually more of a faux-worker.

by Mister Pamuk April 19, 2014

Gummy Wormed

Getting your dick Sucked while it is flaccid

Dude I just gummy wormed last night

by Gummy worm master69 April 4, 2020

Middle-of-the-workday hot

When a female seems hotter during the workday, than she actually is.

At 1:00pm on a Monday at work: wow Susan is hot!

At 10pm on Saturday at a club: Is that the same Susan from work? WTF

Susan is "middle-of-the-workday hot"

by Danswer88 December 21, 2008

workend

A weekend on which you have to work.

Paul: Hey Steve, wanna hit the beach on Saturday?
Steve: Can't. It's a workend.

by SJN October 6, 2005