woof

a poo or a fart, a bad smell. n.

did you woof? make sure you woof in open areas because if you hold it in and dont let it out you'll get sick but if you let it out in enclosed areas you'll make those around you sick.

by brooke burke February 26, 2005

woofing

Relentless pursuit of potential targets by eligible batchelors.

Bloke 1: are you here to go sailing or just to go woofing
Bloke 2: rule one, always go woofing

by iamjg January 03, 2014

Woof

n. A man who is god...
se also Ugodth

Ugodth is an ancient greek god.

by woof October 01, 2004

Woof

its a crook

once again refrence Big L's Ebonics

by ryan September 18, 2003

woof

somthing that smells really badd!

nastyy...that woofs!!

by leigh January 18, 2005

woof

interjection
Slang. (used by a homosexual man to indicate sexual arousal from another man's flatulence)

First uttered by a sociology professor in reference to deviant adult male behavior.

Woof, Travis! That bean casserole you ate is giving me a raging hard-on. It's even better than those protein shakes we did yesterday. Looks like someone is going to get a rusty trombone and a rim-job tonight!

by sheesheeshee27 January 29, 2010

WOOF

Uglyass bitch: Heather

how to tell if your an uglyass bitch:
1- your name is heather
2-you date chad hobson
3-your hair looks like something my cat would shit
4-you never brush your teeth
5-you like chad's microscopic penis
6-you look like a racoon! (lighten up on the eyeliner...i would rather date shamoo)
7-CALL JENNY CRAIG!
8-plastic surgery is your friend
9-paper bags are great accessories for going out in public
10-buy a douche...you smell like a fisherman.
11-get a hair cut...(if you know what i mean...tame the beast!)
12-dildo's work better than your whorish hands...stop using your tooth brush! thats why your breath stinks.
.... for all you guys out there, BEWARE OF THE WOOF! Its contageous!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

by Chad Hobson June 14, 2008