hard wood floors

a completely shaved pussy

Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.

by Jims friend November 26, 2007

tiger wooded

To be abused by a female companion for cheating

Me: why yu got black eye
Don P: got tiger wooded by my missus when she saw the text message from the air hostess...damn it hurts!

by z-murda December 8, 2009

Curtis Wood

an erection that a heterosexual man gets when thinking of or from looking at another man.

I don't want you to think I'm gay, but I got curtis wood after seeing Brad Pitt shirtless in Troy.

by brownwood August 22, 2011

road wood

An erection caused from vibrations felt while riding in a car, (typically in a male).

Ted: Dude, I have to stop and get some coffee. You comin in?

Ralph: No, I think I'll hit the head, I've got some road wood that I gotta kill.

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

monroe woodbury

high school located in orange county new york directly off exit 16 via nys thruway. monroe woodbury is known for its outstanding sports teams including state championships in football and hockey. it also became nationally publicized for its infamous food fight on june 11th 2004. monroe also seems to produce extremely strong underage drinkers. some say its the water thats contaminated from the nepera power plant but monroe woodbury natives have the ability to drink like fish. monroe has also become popular for having nothing to do but drink smoke and go to the diner. mdub has also seen as the rest of orange county as rich and snobby because of the condition of the high school. yes there are rich kids and yes there are poor kids just like every other town. monroe just flat out runs shit

yo you hear were playing monroe woodbury next week? ahh shit were gonna loose

by mdubber April 2, 2008

wooden pc

A term often used in relation to loading screens in gaming. Describes a players loadtime as being very slow.

Ah man, you've got a wooden pc or what?

by kaygeecee July 1, 2011

jelly-wood

a term used for a somewhat excited penis that is between the two stages of limp and boner, most guys will work their penis up to the jelly-wood stage before they whip it out to impress innocent bystanders

"Dude, What the fuck? What's your hand doin' in your pants?"
"Chill out man, I'm just tryin' to get a jelly-wood so I can flop my dick out."

by Platinum Pimp March 7, 2006