Woman Moment

A term used when a woman does something foolish in a way that is unique to female behavior.
Woman moments are often attempts at garnering attention, but it can refer to any irrational feminine behavior, such as shit tests.

Usage is universal, but woman moments are easier to spot on the internet, resulting in posts mocking their behavior while not explicitly referring to it as a woman moment.

Other terms following the "X Moment" have also been created, such as Reddit Moment. Usage of these words is identical within the context of their respective moment.

Woman: *post a photo in a car enthusiasts group, showing off her new car. In the photo, she is leaning against the car while wearing her tightest clothing, her ass sticking out.
Reply #1: "I lost."
Reply #2: "WOMAN MOMENT"

Woman: *rejects guy*
Guy: "I understand. Bye"
Woman: "wtf why didn't he try harder?"
Observer: "??? Woman Moment"

by snоw January 3, 2022

respectable woman

The nicest way possible to call a girl a "Bitch." Instead of using a very "sexist" or insulting term in the eyes of women you call them respectable women. Using this term is a way to induce sarcasm so you don't get shamed on for calling a woman a "bitch."

Julie: Oh my god she's such a bitch.

Freddie: She does seem like a respectable woman.

Derrick: Yo I'm sick and tired of these respectable women. They keep fucking with my feelings.

by GoToYourRoom February 24, 2017

womanatee

Any woman big enough to be compared to a sea cow, applies especially if she's prone to water.

My god, Stewart! Look at the escaped womanatee, she's eating the entire buffet!

by grue June 6, 2005

Post Wall Woman

A woman who has passed her fertility window and has become very unattractive to men.

After women hit 35, they are basically a post wall woman. It's like they hit a wall at full speed and their face got all messed up.

by PreSchoolFightClub October 4, 2017

Fire Woman

1) A woman with rare beauty and spirit; a lady with remarkable qualities.

2) A sassy redhead

3) A very sexy woman; naturally able to sexually excite and inspire a man.

"That girl, woah! Shes a fire woman!"

by Lil Oven April 20, 2009

wolf woman

White or Native American woman who:
- smells like stale cigarettes
- owns at least one fleece pullover (preferably with a wolf howling at the moonlight on it)
- purchases all bras at Walmart (or does not wear one)
- is over age 40
- purchases eyeglasses at the local convenience store and wears them around neck on a string
- has long straggly hair (usually greying and quite unkempt)
- may or may not own a crossbow/gun
- 100% owns a fishing rod
- drinks beer, only beer
- very conversational, will strike up a conversation with anyone, anywhere
- will also tell you their life story and use uncomfortable anecdotes

- wears old running shoes (buys new pair every 10 years on average)

"Man, this wolf woman came into my work today and spent half an hour looking at discount hair dyes and asking which one would work best for facial hair"

by choirfreak February 1, 2016

Delaware woman

A Delaware woman is similar to a side chick, but the guy doesn’t have a main chick. The guy in question flirts with lots of girls without intending to “go” anywhere, but he tends to keep his Delaware woman flirting separate.

It seems like you’ve been talking to Pedro– are you guys a thing?

-I like him, but I’m just his Delaware woman.

by youroldhandle February 15, 2019