sweaty wetty

A hard working Mexican

I just got done laying tile with a sweaty wetty, finished an hour early.

by AnthonyinAnaheim February 2, 2014

witter

British slang for talking nonsense at length. Often used with the word 'on' (as in 'wittering on') to suggest that the speaker has no particular point to make, they are just talking on and on, as if the talk has developed a momentum of its own that prevents it from ending. Probably used more in the North than the South, and used more often with regard to women than men. However, when used to to describe a man, there is a strong suggestion of weakness, or unmanliness.

Why were you on the phone for so long?

It was my mum, she was wittering on about how I never call her; and she wonders why....

by JG El Supremo January 11, 2018

dim witticunt

What someone says when they die or lose in a game or when they feel extremely insulted and use this as a comeback.

"Oh I died, this guy is such a dim witticunt."
Or used as
"You called me a motherfucker, you're a dim witticunt!"

by TobzDaOne November 2, 2019

wittle dude

Something that is so cute you want to pet it.

"That gussy dog is a wittle dude."

by samuel micker November 3, 2011

Joe Witt (Runner)

Man? Myth? Legend? Who knows. The native americans used to tell stories of a man so fast that he made deer look like snails. Nobody knows where this creature is today, but all we do know is that he is winning everything.

Idiot: Have you ever heard of Joe Witt (Runner)?

Educated Man: Yeah, I think he just won the Olympics!

by Folkteller4life October 10, 2012

Alan Whitty

The biggest racist literally pedophile asshole to work with in general that thinks he controls everything just because he’s a master mason at some lodge organizing people to stalk and harass young Latino or Samoan kids that did nothing wrong except expressing their opinions they hate freemasonry.

Guy1:did you hear what Alan whitty did to the new kid they are working with in security

Guy2:yeah I’m apart of the harassment they call it gangstalking,but I fucking hate it the kid did nothing wrong
Guy1:I know fuck Alan whitty he needs to get exposed or killed
Guy2:exposure yes but killed naw bro the kid will murk him when he gets older but if Alan whitty calls it all off then him and his family should live I guess because I heard the kids training to kill them like Rambo style

by Howdareu July 27, 2019

wittle

a commonly misspronounced word by infants used to identify something small and cute.

kidneys awe sho wittle and dishgushting

by Candied Kidney August 8, 2018