Wife 

1. A grown girl
2. Someone with boobs.
3. Someone that can be pregnant and have baby
4. Someone to have sex with.

4. I stuck my dick up my wife's vagina and it felt good, she told me to keep doing it.

Wife by StickItUpThere March 15, 2019

wife 

The person, place, or thing that is in front of you, (at all times), it has nothing to do with marrage between two people.

I'm sitting on my wife right now. (instead of "Im sitting in a chair."

wife by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

wife 

Usually, another term to define two girlfriends, a platonic relationship. Wives aren't necessarily your best friend- just a girlfriend you are close with.

She is my wife, not yours.

wife by yesobviouslythisismywife April 21, 2018

Wife 

Dishwasher

Pranker: Hey is your dishwasher running

Guy: You mean my wife

Wife by Epppppiccc_man June 4, 2019

Wife 

The only thing boomers hate more than young people

Boomer 1: I hate my wife
Boomer 2: And i hate my wife

Wife by n0dini February 26, 2021

Wife 

Name given to a female best friend usually by another female to show the bond between them. Being someone’s wife means you are their (or one of their) best female friends.

Hey, omg, do you want to be my wife?

Hey i don't know if you can be my wife anymore. I want a divorce.

Wife by Bobabubbles March 12, 2021

Wife 

A gay man will call his best female friend his wife instead of a fag hag.

I am taking my wife to the gay bar tonight for shots and dancing!

My wife and I are going for mani pedis.

Wife by Mary the best May 2, 2021