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Lame Whining Wanking Poser

Adj. This type of person is not worth describing, but does wastes oxygen and space. Hence, creating the phrase, 'Waste of Space.' Acronym: L.W.W.P. For a boss: it is the ass kissing, dick licking, cum guzzling, ball handling, employee who resides in the boss's ass 24/7. For a self definition: See Philip . For a visual, see PeeWee Herman. For advice, see Tiger Woods. The best Punishment was a public event: See B.C, (Before Christ) Stoned to Death. For Judgement: See GOD!

L: LOSER LONER
W: WUSSY WEEPING
W: WHORE WHIPPED
P: PIMP PUSSY
Lame Whining Wanking Posers are always found hitting on unhappy married people. The unhappy married people who commit adultery with the Lame Whining Wanker Poser become the same low class of Lame Whining Wanker Poser.
by TYPEW November 22, 2010
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Eagle winging

When you sit in the middle of two guys, and jerk them off, while all three of you look in the same direction. The "Eagle Wing" refers to the flapping motion of your arms.
I was with My boyfriend and his brother and we got caught eagle winging.
by 132547689 May 7, 2017
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whinning

A word used by chemical engineers when referring to "quasi techs" during an impotent internet tirade.
"Is whinning about someone elses whinning considered.......ah......whinning?" Quote from 'actual' chemical engineer. (How did the fool get through university)
by colin86 November 24, 2007
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winging it

To perform an act in an extremely shady or inept way.
To act like Todd Wing.
Did you guys get that job done right, or are you winging it?
by VFA-2 December 24, 2008
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IP Whining

Exaggerating a statement by saying dot com at the end of it.
"Dude, this meatloaf sucks, dot com!"

"Shut up! I can't stand all your ip whining!"
by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009
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no whining/whimpering aloud

But you ARE "aloud" to do kvetch silently.
I hate da "no whining/whimpering aloud" rule --- it makes no sense! What good is non-verbal complaining if nobody around you know dat you're unhappy, or what you're unhappy about???
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
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wringing

When a - s a guy with a strap-on
Man, my ass hurts. My friend wrung me last night.
by Tereth February 13, 2005
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