Jack Wheelchair

Derogatory nickname given to former Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, due to the amount of time he has spent on the sidelines due to persistent injury problems.

I see Jack Wilshere's out for another month with an ankle injury. More like Jack Wheelchair, am I right?

by falsetokaiba December 17, 2019

Bear in a Wheelchair

The state of being so inebriated that you find it extremely difficult, to speak, or function properly.

Aw man, last night I finshed off that 40 of liquor ... I was a fucking bear in a wheelchair!

by JesusLice December 14, 2009

backwards wheelchair

When your fucking a paraplegic so hard that her wheel chair tips over, but your already committed so you throw her limp legs over her head and throw it in the mud tank for the grand finale!

Danny fucked up his engagement gong to Aruba with the banana shirt instead of his fiancee , so he found himself doing the backwards wheelchair with a Norwich crack whore...

by Pickledick1985 June 13, 2017

Undercover Wheelchair

A sex act consisting of hiding under the covers like a tent and riding someone.

"Dude, she was so freaky. She did the undercover wheelchair on me!"

by ZaitoUTAU January 2, 2018

Stephen hawking's wheelchair

A weird plant pot in your primary school that looks like a wheelchair. You sat on it on the last day of primary school. It was named Stephen hawking's wheelchair and a great experience for people who wanted to pretend they were Stephen hawking.

Stephen hawking's wheelchair is a sacred place.

by Steffochan15 March 7, 2020

mississippi wheelchair

The Mississippi wheelchair is a powerful sex move that leaves your partner incapable of walking, or in a wheelchair.

" What happened to jenny? Why is she in a wheelchair?"
"Her boyfriend gave the ol' Mississippi wheelchair!"

by rmd2312 June 8, 2016

one hit wheelchair weed

A weed, so powerful, that taking only one hit, will cause you to need a wheelchair.

Man, I got some good shit, it's one hit wheelchair weed.

by i April 29, 2003