werewolf

The question asked for the answer, "There, wolf."

Inga: Werewolf!
Dr. Frankenstein: Werewolf?
Igor: There.
Dr. Frankenstein: What?
Igor: There, wolf. There, castle.
Dr. Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way?
Igor: I thought you wanted to.
Dr. Frankenstein: No, I don't want to.
Igor: (shrugs) Suit yourself. I'm easy.

by Dan Weyandt October 31, 2011

....And then you were raped.

a phrase you can add to a long, boring story that a friend or relative is telling you, to make the story more exciting or funny for yourself.

Person A: "When we were in Nebraska we visited the museum of agriculture, went to a corn maze, and visited a farm....

Person B: ....And then you were raped."

Person A: "What??, No I wasn't"

by The Flying 69 September 6, 2009

werewhale

A person who has been infected by the bite of an undead whale. During a full moon, the infected individual is transformed into a whale and becomes enraged. Usually live near large bodies of water.

Bob: Hey, can I tell you a secret?
Alice: Sure.
Bob: ...I'm a werewhale.
Alice: *Gasp*!

by Dude McBob October 9, 2011

Just trying to see if you were paying attention

Normally used by teachers to cover up when they make an idiotic mistake. By saying "Just trying to see if you were paying attention" teachers can make it seem like they meant to make their dumb mistake, when really they're just stupid...

Teacher: "On the test, we had over 5 FLAIRURES"

Student: "Don't you mean failures?"

Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"

Student: "ah, of course"

by Crozefly February 21, 2011

Reverse Werewolf

Unlike a werewolf which is a cursed human who becomes a wolf during full moon, a reverse werewolf is originally a normal wolf, but is cursed to turn into a human during the full moon night and return to their wolf form during the day. Just as werewolves lose their human mind and becomes savage in their beast form howling and growling, a reverse werewolf is intelligent, civilized and capable of human speech in their human form.

The white wolf in the woods just transformed into a human during full moon. It must be a reverse werewolf.

by Saitama 777 February 6, 2021

if she were naughty, I would spank her

Phrase most popular in the late 90s and early 2000s; guys would say this to each other to express that a woman was physically attractive. Rarely used nowadays, and even then only by people 30-50 yrs old.

"Hey, John. Do you think Jane at Sam Goody is cute?"
"G'yeah... if she were naughty, I would spank her."

by The Rev NG8 August 5, 2018

those were the days

Often said when thinking back to a time when life was more enjoyable.

"Remember back in 96' when we stayed at that beach house? Those were the days..."

by DMC May 24, 2004