Welcome to loserville

Population you!

Welcome to loserville...Population you!

by WelcomeToLoservillePopulationU August 15, 2009

welcome to Michigan

An expression used to explain any unusual, unpleasant, or semi-surprising thing that occurs while within the state of Michigan. Can be applied to almost anything and commonly used with the expression "puts hair on your chest".

Anna: The rock exploded in the fire.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Joey: The car won't start.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Nick: My foot is bleeding.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Courtney: I peed myself laughing.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Ashlee: It's really cold here everywhere.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

by welcometoMI July 18, 2009

black blanket welcome

Where you come into a room (like a prison cell) and someone grabs you, pins your arms by your sides and wraps a thick blanket around you pinning your arms down. Then they cut a hole where your ass is and pork the shit out of you.

That new guy cried all night after his black blanket welcome. He thought he was tough but he's a bitch.

by Wyld Stallions Rule April 28, 2008

welcome to the rice field mother fucker

A kind greeting said by someone who has worked at a rice field for a very long time. This greeting is typically a traditional way to greet a new worker/employee.

New worker: Nice to meet you. I'm going to be working here from now on.
Veteran worker: Welcome to the rice field mother fucker.

by Great Guppy October 23, 2015

You're Welcome

A phrase used by Maui in his song "You're Welcome".
Can be sung at the top of lungs to annoy the shit out of people.

Person 1: Hey dude, thanks for helping me get that date!
Person 2: YOU'RE WELCOME! I'M JUST AN ORDINARY DEMIGUY!
Person 1: Shut up or I will shove your ass down your throat.

by Bobby billy fubbernuck March 11, 2018

You're Welcome

A polite way to to respond to thanks. Implies that the other person is welcome to ask for any other favors. Synonymous with no problem.

Howard: Thanks for washing the dog, Pete.

Pete: You're welcome.

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Welcome to Bloxburg

A Roblox game. It costs 25 R$ and it was the first game to reach 1 Billion when costing Robux. On April Fools' Day in 2020, it renamed itself to House Building Simulator for a day. Bloxburg is the most famous game in Roblox which requires R$. Many people who got Robux chooses to buy this game first, instead of other game like TreeLands or Wild West. (TreeLands is a game by the creator of Adopt Me, NewFissy)

Xavier: Dude, why can't I get Robux? I want to play Welcome to Bloxburg!
Phil: Yeah, me rtoo!
Sammy: It's really easy to get Robux...
Phil: You're gonna give us Robux?
Sammy: Exactly! Just join my group!
Xavier: Thank you!

by Lol Memes ;) August 3, 2020