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Emma Watson but fat 

This describes an entity living or non-living that is as elegant and perfect as Emma Watson but has some small not-so-perfect characteristic(s) that might turn off some people. In other words, it can also be similar to "almost perfect".
Dude, I got the latest 16-inch MacBook Pro from my company but it's heavy and too big. It's like Emma Watson but fat.
Emma Watson but fat by Violee21 January 25, 2022
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Lewis Watson 

Lewis Watson is a 19 year old awesome singer on youtube, also known as levvis and the boy who likes to poo a lot on twitter.
wow, Lewis Watson is amazing at singing!

Tony Watson 

Tony Watson

The most amazing man on this planet. He has the most amazing sense of humor and a great body as well (; He is tough to other men but is the sweetest man on this Earth if he opens up to you. He always smells amazing and will do anything to make his girlfriend happy. His kisses are amazing and i will miss that kid until he comes back.
One kid: Did you hear that girl called Tony Watson's girlfriend fat?

Other kid: YEAH HE FREAKED AND PUNCHED THE WALL NOW HIS KNUCKLE IS FUCKED UP. HE MUST LOVE HER!

Roscoe Watson 

In one word...gangster. You have never seen, heard, or witnessed anyone as hardcore as Roscoe Watson. He has been shot 13 times, stabbed 7 times, and he was even hit by an undercover cop driving a Nissan Maxima. This cat will never be killed. He is too gangster even for most so called "thugs" today. People in federal prison will not even bring up his name. Roscoe Watson is a man among men. He is what the TV show Gangland is too scared to do a show about. He is one bad motha f****
Yo, what happened over at the south side projects last night? Roscoe Watson is what happened. Oh, that explains everything.
Roscoe Watson by Fuzzy Cuzzy August 17, 2010

Mr. Watson 

The name that was affectionally given towards Watson Pharmaceuticals by Teddy Sinclair of Cruel Youth in her hit song "Mr. Watson." A song referring to her past drug usage.
Tyler: Where's Amanda?
Chris: Haven't you heard? She left the party go cheat on you with Mr. Watson.
Mr. Watson by EternalLilium July 29, 2018

downside watson 

When you and a girl of your choosing decide to perform acts of illicit behavior such as sexual intercourse, oral sex, heavy petting, or ultimate frisbee and decide that you want to take things to a more serious level such as "hardcore" as kids now a days describe. Make sure you're good to go and insert your erect penis into her most deserving vagina. After pounding the vag like a champ in a romantic place such as the back of camry or a bedroom with her father walking in, hit her from behind as she is on all fours. Tenderly extend both arms as you are in the act of sexual intercourse and grab both of her arms and use them as handle bars to tear it up. The girl at this point should be in a tripod position, thus the downside watson.
"Gee Matt I wish I drove girls crazy like you!"
"Well Corey we all can't be gods of sex, some people just sick dick at fucking pussy."
"Haha oh Matt you sure are swell! Didn't you take a girl home last night? Did you rail her? Give her the ol' downside watson?"
"Squirrely udders."

Tom Watson 

to choke

Named after Tom Watson's choke at the 2009 British Open on the final hole.
He should have made that shot, but he Tom Watsoned and missed.
Tom Watson by Sajak July 19, 2009