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Waterboarding

When a pregnant woman's water breaks while she is receiving oral sex, thus expelling amniotic fluid in her partner's face/mouth, simulating drowning as in the controversial interrogation technique.
Yeah I was going to town on my pregnant wife and just before climaxing she waterboarded the shit out of me. It was a little f'd, but yeah the baby's healthy.

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by Nigbert October 11, 2012
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Taking a woman from behind in the shower while her head is under the flow of water, when you are close to ejaculation, pull her hair back swiftly so her head tilts back and her mouth opens. This will give her the impression of drowing, which will cause convulsions. Which will cause her vaginal, or anal, muscles to contract giving you more please and a sustained orgasm.
She was in the shower, so I nipped in, slipped in for an easy pink and on me vinegar stroke I waterboarded that bitch!
by waterboarder February 5, 2009
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Waterboarding = guy standing, girl kneeling, shower running.

You can imagine it's pretty hard to breathe much less see with that much going on in your face. "Board" = pretty much self-explanatory.
by ksocreative December 1, 2011
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The act of cumming on a girls face and immediately after, peeing on her face, specifically aiming for the mouth and nostrils, to emulate the sensation of drowning.
Bro last night I was waterboarding this girl so much that she choked
by PornRatSteve February 19, 2019
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A technique used to make godless rag head terrorists tell the truth. Drowning is simulated to make the subject feel they are about to die; thereby telling the truth to save their skins.
Soldier1: "Waterboard that mother fucker so that lives may be saved."
Soldier2: "Waterboarding sure did save a bunch of lives today"
by Frank the Frowner January 4, 2008
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to ram ones cock down a girls throat going balls deep while she slams a huge dildo in her pussy and when you are about to cum you shoot the load down her throat not letting her breath
werent you waterboarding that bitch last night
by ass taint April 3, 2010
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To waterboard is to choose a victim in a pool or the sea, quickly grab their ankles and pull them towards you so that water goes up their bum. Giving you an uncomfortable feeling which you won’t be sure if you enjoy or detest.
I was on a family holiday and my uncle thought it would be funny to waterboard me when I was in the pool. I never left the room for the last 3 days of the trip due to the sensation/discomfort
by Bigpopz December 24, 2018
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