watermelon juice

Residual urine that is present on an individual after using the bathroom. Because of its sometimes sticky nature, it is attributed to being the juice of a watermelon that was supposedly recently consumed by the individual.

Person 1 is shaking hands with Person 2 who has just walked out of the bathroom.

Person 1: "Why are your hands so wet and sticky?"

Person 2: "That's just some watermelon juice from my lunch."

by DC Derailleurs July 7, 2012

Watermelon Farmer

Having sex with pregnant women but your not the father of the baby.

I'm going out Watermelon Farming at the local lamas class and see what I can pick up.

That is a Watermelon Farmer

by SWMO GTH October 24, 2014

Hand me down watermelon

When you put a watermelon in the microwave, fuck it, and then bury it in the back yard and your family eats its seedlings.

Jimmy served "hand me down watermelon" at thanksgivings this year.

by Cflownasty September 5, 2018

Watermelon Sugar

This is from the original title of Richard Brautigan’s postmodern novel written in 1964 titled “In Watermelon Sugar.”

“In watermelon sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar.”

by Willeecee September 13, 2020

I carried a watermelon.

From Jennifer Grey's character, Baby in Dirty Dancing when she was talking to Patrick Swayze's character, Johnny and holding a watermelon. Used when you're talking to someone you like and say something completely embarrassing.

Crush: Hey, what's going on?
You (holding watermelon): I carried a watermelon!

by droppingeaves August 16, 2005

watermelon diet

The "Watermelon Diet" is the term used to describe the rapid weight loss that accompanies the late stages of a terminal illness, more specifically the AIDS virus. The term was coined by a lifelong closeted homosexual performer, Liberace, who close to the end of his life publicly denied having the AIDS virus, and instead attributed his recent weight loss a result of a "watermelon diet" he was on.

1. - Did Freddy Mercury have full blown AIDS when Queen recorded "The Show Must Go On"?
-Yeah, he was really thin, he was definitely on the "watermelon diet"

2. - Hey Dave you look like you lost some weight? Either your taking really good care of yourself or you're on the "watermelon diet?"

by johnteb September 26, 2010

watermelon sugar

a word that has been trending on urban dictionary for the past like 2 years

also a harry styles song

person 1: did you see watermelon sugar got over 3 billion streams on spotify?
person 2: no way

person 1: why is watermelon sugar still trending on urban dictionary??
person 2: idk bro

by spicy cucumbers July 9, 2021