log watcher

One who has fecalphelia or an obsession watching someone deficate upon a glass coffee table while lying underneath and stroking their meat or rubbing their clitoris. Generally found in German Scheitza videos.

By typing in scat in Kazaa, you can usually find some pretty good log watcher movies.

by J-dog August 21, 2003

Screen Watcher

That little cheap ass bitch that watches other peoples' screens just to win a game when your at a friends house.

"Dude your little brother is such a screen watcher when we play halo!"

by ScreenWatched October 5, 2009

wall watchers

set of tits so floppy they lay to the sides when a woman is on her back. the nipples face the walls; hence, wall watchers.

Lisa's got a set of wall watchers on her, doesn't she!

by russell carroll May 19, 2004

YouTube Watcher Syndrome

The disease acquired from watching wayyy to much YouTube. This disease is very contagious as friends pass on there addiction to other friends. Symptoms include: Ditching guys night for a Tyler Oakley double upload, waiting until 3 6 and 8 pm for your favorite youtubers videos.

This disease is NOT when someone likes a YouTuber and sees one of their vids is up and casually clicks.

Hey Richie, I used to think you could never watch enough youtube but now that Derrick has YouTube Watcher Syndrome, I might stop all together.

Dude you ready to hang out tonight?
Nah i've gotta watch CaptainSparklz new MC vid tonight sorry.

by Koala in pajamas March 1, 2015

Boy Watcher

Boy watcher can be defined across the gender world, as one who enjoys watching people in particular good looking men or "boys".

Wow look at that chick staring at us- what a f'ing boy watcher!

by Gaunche1 September 22, 2016

Dick Watcher

When a guy is overly concerned about who you are or not fucking and makes fun of you for it.

Guy 1: That’s why you get no pussy.

Guy 2: Why you dick watching? Such a Dick Watcher.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Why you dating that fat bitch?

Guy 2: Why you dick watching?

by BlackDudeFromAcrossTheStreet March 19, 2021

hentai watcher

a person with black hair, glasses, and named diogo and is annoying af that watches hentai,

diogo is a hentai watcher jit tripping SHEEEEEEEEEESh FORTNITE BATTLEPASS I JSUT SHIT OUT MY ASS HE HEH EHHA

by evilgreg2 May 10, 2022