Wankabear

A toy which is commonly bought buy adults for their children who are usually between the ages of 4-10. The bear comes fully equipped with functional anatomically correct masturbating abilities which sole purpose is to discharge the child's sperm via rapid movement of the penis with an up and down gripping motion. It is used to bring children with mental disabilities to a euphoric state of mind.

''John the boys are acting up again, give them the Wankabear''

by Wankabear October 23, 2014

Wankatron

Minimizing a game and having a wank, then realising when you go back into your game you have killed yourself.

Wankatron

by Leonidas K June 7, 2011

Wanka

a being that is dimunitive in size; characterized by lack of a reproductive organ.

'What a damn wanka'

by SamStoneMTL September 30, 2008

Wankable material

something that instantlyturns you on eg apicture and yu must wank

"im gonna look on google for some wankable material

by Robert dwey May 20, 2008

wanka

one who masterbates untill their dick falls off

your a wanka

stop wankaing with yer jamie

oh, ive wankaed it this time

by Daniel Carron =D March 16, 2007

wanka lips

Someone who loves to give head jobs.

Geeing up your mates telling them they give head.

At the night club she was a queen of the Wanka Lips.I heard she blew them all away.

by Miss B76 March 5, 2008

wankabration

to celebrate with a wank

Johnny's girlfriend was out of town, and received a text with some awesome news, and jumped up and shouted "Fuck yeah! I'm going to have a wankabration".

by notjohnny December 8, 2016