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wumples

An all purpose word, much like the f word.

If it makes moderate grammatical sense, it applies to that situation.
I'll wumple your mom.

Freakin' wumples!

Wumpling wumples!
by 0087 May 1, 2005
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wamphe

wamphe- the noise your buttcheeks make when a steamy wet fart slips out.
Damn, Steve that was one loud, wet wamphe
by Postal13 November 15, 2005
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The Wampler Theory

The Wampler Theory states that of time and evolution, black girls have formed looser pussies to acomidate for bigger dicks
That girls pussy is so lose, The Wampler Theory must run in her family.
by Miria May 12, 2014
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Wamble-Moose

A small fictional creature created at a Vocational school out in the sticks. It is comprised of a moose and a little wamble (respectively).
I don't get it... wamble-moose?
by Satan Slauc February 21, 2008
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Wumple Gimlet

The situation that one Jonah Richard Giltz gets himself into after masturbating to completion while thinking about Tori’s Biloba. Immediately after slinging the monochromatic mustard shot, he then becomes the Lucky Pierre for three different groups of men, ingesting semen until his stomach expands with undulating desire and his anus puckers. The resulting space within his asshole then becomes the Wumple Gimlet, ready to receive the final loads, holding them until they ferment into an almost sludge-like, yet still malleable putty. Removing the contents of the Wumple Gimlet, and placing it in Jonah’s mouth is called The Roswell Pettybone Flower.
“Hey James, why isn’t Jonah home from work yet? It’s already 1am!”

“Dont you remember? He’s getting paid to do a Wumple Gimlet for those twinks in the East Village”

“Oh, right, how could I forget!?”

“Tonight is the 2-for-1, Man Skin Boot and the Wumple Gimlet for $29.03”

“What a bargain! Let’s kiss!”

“Okay! I enjoy your private parts, Dane”

“You’re so sweet, would you like to have a Dead Baby Popsicle with me? It’s from the batch of ‘09; perfectly preserved.”

“Hell yes! The parents are STILL looking for that mongoloid!”
by JonahJamesDane November 8, 2017
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wooly Wamfle

A guy who plays Video games a lot but is still really bad. Often plays GTA or Farcry 4. Will annoy you if has the chance but will always fail.
Damn, that guy tried to kill me 15 times. What a Wooly Wamfle.
by WoolyWamfle May 6, 2017
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Wimple

A woman's ladyfolds or ladylips. Labia; the external part of female genitalia.
Martin went for a furkle in Joyce's wimple.
by MacAttack87 October 1, 2009
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