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waking the cadaver

A deathcore band from New Jersey. They claim to have invented their own genre called "slamming gore groove", when really all they are is a shitty deathcore band. Their drummer cannot do gravity blasts correctly, their guitar parts are usually just CHUG CHUG and tremolo picking, and their vocalist just flat out sucks. Retarded scene kids call them grindcore; I doubt even the band themselves have heard of Napalm Death or Pig Destroyer. It's bands like Waking the Cadaver that give deathcore a bad name.
Scene kid: d00d, listen to dis br00tal grindcore i just found!!11

Joe Bob: What the fuck is this shit?

Scene kid: itz waking the cadaver!!!! this is some good grindcore!!!!1

Joe Bob: It's isn't grindcore dumbass, it's just shitty deathcore with lyrics about SHREDDED WHEAT.

Scene kid: .....

Joe Bob: That's what I thought.
by GOD DOMMIT FRONK April 10, 2009
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Waxing a camel

When a lady is shaving her intimate areas, She is WAXING A CAMEL. The use of the word "camel" is taken from the phrase "camel toe"
Whilst watching an AC/DC concert, my brother and i were trying to figure out what the hell the singer was on about.
We couldn't understand half of what the lyrics were. So we made up our own. "WAXING A CAMEL" is not a real lyric, but would make a good one. AC/DC MAY USE IT WITH PERMISSION IF THEY WISH.
Hello Britney, I can see your camel toe, is it waxed?, may i wax it?
I cannot come out tonight, I am waxing a camel.
Oooh, I am a bit itchy, I simply must wax my camel,
Do you like ladies with a 70's style bush, or a waxed camel?
May i wax your camel, you dirty woman?
I entered the bathroom to find my woman waxing her camel.
The two ladies were waxing each others camels.
My favourite hobby is waxing a camel.
by Scott Bon February 4, 2008
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waking up in the red sea

When a girl is on a heavy period and wakes up to find she has leaked overnight, staining all her clothes and bed sheets.
I have total fanny tap. This morning i was waking up in the red sea!
by rlrlrlrl May 9, 2011
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Lad warming

The acceptance of a male into a group of males. This usually involves the group getting together and boozing (preferably keeping female contact to a minimum). The warmers must ensure the warmer gets to a relatively high level of intoxication so as to ensure a proper temperature is gained.

Despite it's connertations a lad warming in no way involves and explicit contact between attendees.
"hey dude are you going round the girl's to pre drink"

"fuck that man it's Johnti's lad warming, we're going to get him so drunk he spews in the neighbours garden"
by Joeyboy69 October 11, 2011
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waking up the wumpus

Oh man, she's so hot, I'm waking up the wumpus
by Yeebus August 29, 2017
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waxing the weasel

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.
by tradesman April 3, 2003
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waingrow

Sloppy character of Heat fame (Robert Deniro, Al Pacino) who participates in the first action scene of the movie, involving the immobilization and robbery of an armored truck, and later escapes his attempted murder to come back and plague the crew until he is eventually found and executed.
Michael Churrito : What's your name?
Waingro : Waingrow!!
by Puffy January 16, 2004
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