wackjob

one who is prone to talking to hemselves more than others. in some instances may be wwearing a tutu and referring to themselves as 'spongebob'.

hendrietta, how about you don't eat the neighbor's roses, you wackjob.

by noelle March 27, 2003

wackjob

another word for handjob

hey i just got a wackjob from your lesbian sister

by retro083 November 5, 2003

wackjob

An individual who is pretty much crazy, for example a lunatic.

Nicolas: Dude that guy is so weird, like so weird.
Jeffrey:That guys isn't just weirs he is a total wackjob

by J-Hoe like Joe but with hoe July 4, 2016

Wackjob

A crazy person, but not in the good or cool kinda way, they constantly do stupid stuff and say stupid things and no one understands them, they usually can't get a girlfriend(or boyfriend, depending on the gender or sexuality) and can really get on your nerves.

Jordan kept bugging me, he kept poking me and yelling me 'anime walruses lurk in your watermelon potato salad' and he kept trying to lick my friend, for he is a freaking wackjob.

by AGuyWhoLikesNachos June 8, 2013

wacktop

A laptop used mainly for wacking off.

hey bro dont for wipe off the keyboard when your done i dont want to have a sticky keyboard on my wacktop.

by ultrawacker January 19, 2011

wackosneeze

The act of saying the word 'Wacko' while hiding it with a sneeze, so the crazy person you're insulting doesn't get mad and get their crazy on you.

Jill screamed when she dropped her peanut, so Adam wackosneezed her.

by Horbsey January 27, 2014

Wacksonjackson

A jack-hole who can't control his emotions or liquor. Has little man syndrome and needs a hobby.

Don't grow up to be a wacksonjackson!

by Ninjawife December 25, 2016