Kentucky Mushroom Wallop

When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks

I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me

by Spidey81 January 24, 2018

wallop

A word used by Harry McKirdy , who knows what it means.

Looks good , propa wallop 🔫🤪

by cafcjake May 22, 2022

mud walloper

a mud walloper is a gay guy that stands in a shower with other gay guys that are jerking off on each other

pl. mud wallopers

The ad in the paper read - Mud wallopers wanted

by anonymous October 5, 2025

Fatty wallop

To score a goal in a game of pork skin.

I say, our team got a fatty wallop against New England, my dear boy.

by Onesto November 28, 2021

Honking Wallops

Massive breasts

Ayo look over there at her honking wallops

by Rc174 June 4, 2022

wallop

When a VATSIM pilot is really stupid and can't follow instructions, you wallop them, reporting them to all supervisors online.

That pilot turned onto an active runway, so I walloped him and he got suspended.

by Magician2017 July 25, 2024

walloping

The term given for the reciprocating partner of the sexual act.

"I met Adrian up the towpath the other day. He unceremoniously unbuckled my jeans, bent me over and stuck his prick up my ass. I hadn't been on the receiving end of such a savage walloping in a long time. I walked like I'd just climbed off a police horse for a fortnight afterward. I'm going back tonight for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018