waf

Wife Acceptance Factor, meaning tha an appliance, furniture or even your car gathers the practical and aesthetical features that makes it acceptable for woman´s point of view.

-Hollo my darling! Do you like my new pair of 4´speakers? -
- They´re grothesque, and definitely not WAF. . . .take´m out. . .

by Ursus Australis November 16, 2015

WAF

Weak as fuck

That comedian had my knees waf from all the laughter.

by El Perdedor October 19, 2025

WAF

Acronym for "Wet Ass Food", a type of fresh food cats normally crave for.

- Damn! I totally forgot today's my cat Shawnie's birthday!

- No worries. Get him some WAF and he'll be fine...

"Got some whiskas in the pot, that's a Wet Ass Food" - Kitty B

by rodrisponja December 27, 2022

wafs

The definition of wafs is someone who is clumsy or a situation which is uncomfortable. A person who is uncoordinated is an example of a person who is wafs. If you are with someone and neither of you can think of anything to say, that is an example of a wafs silence

Katrina was so wafs when the hot teenage boy was around her.

by Henry Cullingham September 6, 2020

WAF

Wet Ass Farts

Omg what’s THATS smell??!?!? Meat’s got those WAFs

by WafForDays October 30, 2020

WAF-WAT

We Aint Fuckin’, We Aint Talkin. The great equalizer for today’s dating world. Weeding out the attention-thirsty, dopamine-deprived, and frankly worthless people who just want to message you to fill the empty void in their hollow life.

“Bro Sheila was trying to play me. She said she just wanted to talk instead of linking. We’ve been texting for 3 months. I had to skirt and hit that WAF-WAT on her.”

by Huncho kdubbie July 13, 2021

Waf

Means "Wack as Fuck"

"Have you heard about the protests in Hong Kong?"
"Yeah, thats waf man."

by Damn Itmike October 13, 2019