WAFS

What A Fucking Shame.

That is WAFS

by owen93 December 28, 2016

WAF

Wife Acceptance Factor

The likelihood that the testosterone-jacking project you completed or purchase you made will be accepted by your spouse in the carefully curated home décor that they created.

"I had to return that vantablack 18" 1000 watt Megabooster subwoofer I ordered because it clashed with the pink unicorn themed sofa and curtains. It had an unacceptably low WAF."

by anonymous November 9, 2021

WAF-WAT

We Aint Fuckin’, We Aint Talkin. The great equalizer for today’s dating world. Weeding out the attention-thirsty, dopamine-deprived, and frankly worthless people who just want to message you to fill the empty void in their hollow life.

“Bro Sheila was trying to play me. She said she just wanted to talk instead of linking. We’ve been texting for 3 months. I had to skirt and hit that WAF-WAT on her.”

by Huncho kdubbie July 13, 2021

WAF

Weird as fuck. Whack as fuck.

Did you see that grown man with a butt flap on his jeans? That shit’s WAF.

by Nootch666 August 5, 2021

WAF (Weaponized Ass Fucker)

A hitman/hooker combination that you hire to rape then kill a target.

“My coworker is absolute asshole. I hired a WAF (weaponized ass fucker) to take him out”

by Paul Phinebaum August 12, 2021

waf

Wet ass floppa

Kimbo likes to be a total waf.

by Danek. July 3, 2021

WAF

What A friend
What a fucker

Yo this dude not be supportin me and my friend
Yeah WAF that dude is

by Daeshan December 3, 2018