vernissage 

A way to market posh art with champers for those in on the deal before selling to the wider public in a snowball scheme

Nice art you made last weekend! Let's organize a vernissage and then sell it expensive for a quick profit!

vernissage by anonymous November 24, 2024

Vernist 

a distinct and intense hatred towards a certain species of punter commonly associated with the vernal clan

“ my old pal matty down at the spinners is a vernist”

Vernist by The vernal association ltd August 19, 2025

Virenist

Virenist (Virgin + Idealist)

> Meaning: वह व्यक्ति जो वर्जिनिटी को आदर्श मानता है — पर judgement के रूप में नहीं, बल्कि मूल्य के रूप में।
Vibe:elegant, clear, philosophical
यह थोड़ा futuristic और neutral शब्द है।

He’s a true Virenist — purity defines his love philosophy.

Virenist by @7squr October 31, 2025

man varnish 

Seminal fluids that often appears and says hello when a mans shlong is rubed or inserted in to somthing contracting.

please my brother dont rub your man varnish on my dingle berry

man varnish by i love hair down there October 20, 2008

kasha varnishkes 

An Ashkenazi Jewish dish of buckwheat groats (kasha) with bow-tie noodles (farfele pasta). Usually the kasha is made first then it's added to the bow-tie noodles and baked. It tastes much better than it sounds.

Mom - what are you bringing to Grandma Esther's?
Contessakitty - a big pan of kasha varnishkes.

kasha varnishkes by contessakitty May 18, 2014

Nonce Varnish 

A combination of boiling water and sugar that burns and sticks, when thrown, to the skin of a pedophile in prison, making their skin glossy and solid once cooled.

Convict #1: "I heard that cunt's a pedo."

Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."

Nonce Varnish by Oscar X-ray January 30, 2025