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Video Turd

A boy who is addicted to playing video games with his buddies while secretly wishing he could go down on them. He is extremely awkward around women because his face is covered with acne. He also likes to expose himself to grandmas. It's a mommy thing.

Girls his age try to avoid talking to him because his breath smells like he just ate his dog's turds. His moto is...when you can't be with the one you love, love your own dick. Besides playing video games he likes to hang out in bathrooms and listen to people take a poop. Do not confuse him with a video nerd, a boy who beats off while playing fortnite.
Wow, that video turd tried to brag about being the next to last standing in fortnite but I had to turn away because his pimples made me gag and he smells like my cat's litter box.
by Yeahbutthis Istrue March 4, 2020
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tribute video

The act of stroking one out and recording it whilst looking at someone else's photos or watching there video.
Someone make a tribute video of me, it makes my pussy dripping wet watching you.
by Kirk489 August 19, 2016
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Videorape

To video record someone without their consent and then upload that video onto Youtube without her knowledge.
Joe videoraped me. I told him to take it off, but he didn't!
by MohawkRain924 December 1, 2009
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Platinum vibes

I’m gettingPlatinum vibes’ from this person right now.
by Platinumgal October 7, 2019
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Squindy Vibes

When something has squindy vibes, it’s pleasurable or enjoyable but won’t last.
Boy 1: Dating Veronica has such squindy vibes, man.
Boy 2: I know what you mean, dude.
by basicb1tchl0l February 20, 2020
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a video in the definition

WATCH --> a youtube link was here before but urban dictionary didn't want me to put links in the definition :( <-- WATCH
it's a funny video on youtube, you should watch it right now or i will fucking kill you.

it was a rick roll
Please watch a video in the definition above!
by theomelon May 6, 2021
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Stale tortilla vibes

The vibe that comes with having to write functions as a linear combination of the Legendre Polynomials in spherical coordinates.
"Yo man, that homework last night was giving me serious stale tortilla vibes."
by vibes69 December 5, 2019
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