vermin magnet

A male with an uncanny knack for attracting ugly, undesirable women.

With his fan club of 300-pounders, Randy is a real vermin magnet.

by demander January 17, 2003

mt vermon

a gettho just out side of new york city mt vernon is sometimes called mt vermon

Money earning mt vermon

by Nlr718 February 13, 2008

Vermont tent heater

When you’re camping with a buddy, and you push your cots together for warmth, and he breaks your behymen.

Bro it’s getting cold out, let’s set up a Vermont tent heater.

by Haulinballs June 12, 2019

Vermin Supreme

Awesome dude who should be elected president of the United States of the imperial confederation of the federatory united USA states of America and Alabama

Vermin Supreme 2024

by Verminssupreme2024 November 7, 2020

lap vermin

The paper ad inserts found in all magazines that fall out on you.

Cripes! Lookit these lap vermin all over my lap and the floor!

by Roger Mexico August 28, 2009

the vermonter

The Vermonter is a sexual position in which you do it doggy style while wearing birkenstocks in the back of a Subaru.

Oh man, I just picked this girl up from the maple trees and we did the vermonter

by GoodStuff July 7, 2015

Sticky Vermont

An act in which a woman inserts maple syrup into her vagina usually before sex.

Connor: Dude! my girlfriend did a Sticky Vermont last night

Jake: that’s so hot it must’ve felt good during sex

“Christi did a Sticky Vermont before sex last night and I’m into it!”

by Tugma October 18, 2018