Think of my vagina as a vase

Heard on "The Real Housewives of NYC"

A phrase used to indicate that men should romance a lady a bit and send flowers when the relationship is reaching an intimate phase.

If you want to have sex, think of my vagina as a vase.

by irish_luvr April 20, 2009

Vaseline

Vaseline is a lubricant for masturbation.

Vaseline is a lubriant for masturbation.

by Flared January 9, 2007

vase

something that holds flowers

something that can hold weed

by jon December 10, 2003

No Vaseline

When a nigga takes dick in the asshole without lube.

A nigga just had a no Vaseline for racks bro.

by Juju DATWAY October 24, 2018

Vaushing

The act of justifying horrendous acts against children, usually under layers of "satire" and pseudointellectualism.

EDP445 was vaushing the other day.

by LP426 November 19, 2020

hillbilly vasectomy

How its done the redneck way. Can you survive. Yes. Do you want to?

OK,now how were going to do this is we are going to take this 24 gage over here,load it with bird-shot,hold it to your sack and pull the trigger. And thats a hillbilly vasectomy

by hydralisk January 4, 2011

vasectomized

Having had a vasectomy.

Don't worry, I am vasectomized.

by rfancy April 26, 2003