Blunt Force Vasectomy

A beating of the nuts to the degree to prevent future reproduction, typically conducted out of anger and with some manner of blunt object.

I nearly gave the dumbasses at the district a collective blunt force vasectomy for pulling this stupid shit.

by Hdjejchnd May 7, 2025

Devil's Vasectomy

A Devil's Vasectomy is a torture method where the torturer inserts needles through the testicles and then twists until the testicles rip off entirely.

Dude 1: "Please dont do a Devil's Vasectomy"

Dude 2: "I'll think about it"

by AnalBeater December 7, 2025

vasectobros

When you and another person received a vasectomy from the same urologist.

Just got snipped.
Really? Who did it?

Dr. Morris.
Dude, me too. We are vasectobros!

by Clifford Bellywaxer May 19, 2021

Vaxectomy

When a player character in D&D loses a toe or multiple toes during a session.

The barbarian accidentally gave the druid a Vaxectomy when they dropped their war axe on their foot, but luckily our cleric knows Regenerate.

by kungfukiddo February 20, 2022

vagsectomy

When a women has her tubes tied.

i filled Lori up last night with my baby batter. she just had a vagsectomy

by Monty Burns September 27, 2022

vesectomy

no kids ever, but cream pies forever^^

You should get a vesectomy babe, i want you to fill me up for the rest of my life.

by Dusuwcia November 22, 2023