Putin Variant

The latest deadly Covid-19 mutant, suspected to be from Moscow or Crimea, is thought to be more infectious and transmissible than the Delta and the Omicron variants—the Russian “variant of concern” that some scientists in WHO had unofficially christened the “Pi variant” has apparently bypassed most of the protection offered by Sputnik V.

Unverified reports claim that dozens of dead and injured Russian soldiers in Ukraine were already infected with the Putin variant while on their way to invading their neighbor a second time.

by MathPlus March 1, 2022

Varina

A self observed,stupid,annoying brat who thinks the world revolves around her and doesn't care about anybody but herself

She's so stupid,she's such a Varina

by Varina's the worst person ever May 15, 2016

Gen z beta varient

When a gen z is actually mature usually is an outcast to the generation

Bro that person's so smart he must be gen z beta varient

by Glorbinshlorp June 13, 2022

Vietnamese Variant

A “very dangerous” hybrid of the two highly transmissible Indian and UK Covid-19 strains, whose infectivity, transmissivity, and lethality levels have yet to be unveiled by Vietnam's health ministry.

Arrange the following corona mutants in ascending order in terms of their deadliness: Indian variant, South African variant, UK variant, Vietnamese variant.

by MathPlus May 31, 2021

Karma variant

One of many variants of the COVID-19 virus, predominantly affecting anti-vaxxers, anti-maskers, and anyone who willingly and loudly disobeys COVID-19 safety measures.

Billy: Hear about John? He just got COVID-19 the other day.
Eric: Serves him right. Looks like he got the karma variant.

by terepypipes September 18, 2021

vaginnaise

the semen that drips back out of the vagina once a freshly sexed female stands up or otherwise squirts out. Its intended use is to mix with tuna or spread on bread for the post coitus snack.

Samantha reached into her bedside table and pulled out her tablespoon which she held under her vagina as she stood up to catch the freshly produced vaginnaise. She never likes more than a tablespoon of vaginnasie in her tuna as she has to keep her girlish figure.

by crancix June 24, 2010

varignacity

The ability to bore oneself when describing something. It is common for those displaying varignacity to trail off mid-flow, realising that what they have not only lost the attention of the listener but have also lost the will to continue. Named after Pierre Varignon, who featured as the subject of the first such exchange which was so dull that the person delivering the message slumped.

"I had this friend at school, well he wasn't so much of a friend, but I was in the same class... anyway his mum used to... er... sorry, a bit of varignacity crept in there..."

by Dave Griffiths July 30, 2008