Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

valve

a video game developer. made left for dead the hlaf life series (which was phenomenal) portal, portal 2, counter strike, and above all my personal favorite team fortress 2

8:00-ok maybe ill sit dow play some games n shit tf2 maybe?
9:00:- WTF HAX whatever ill stab that mother fucker later
10:00- A SPY SAPPIN MAH SENTRY
11:00- hmm its getting late should probobly stop soon
12:00- (at this point you are zombified and loving it)
1:00- GENTLEMEN
2:00- CRITICAL HIT? NO WTF????
3:00- fuckin pyros
4:00- valve is the shit but i think my conrtoller died

by Jason snuffelupogous April 2, 2011

What Would Valve Do?

(WWVD)
"What Would VALVe Do?" is a rhetorical question that one asks a video game company. It questions whether or not a course of action that a video game company is or will be taking is something that VALVe - a popular video game company that many gamers believe does everything right - would do.
WWVD is usually a chastising remark, meant to rebuke a company for a bad decision.

Come on, Capcom. You took the horror out of Resident Evil 5 and put in just pure action. I mean, What Would Valve Do?

Why do we have to pay so much for DLC? Why not include it in the game, or as a free update? What Would Valve Do?

by Cossack 69 April 4, 2009

conuder valve

A smart ass thing to say when some one says that something is wrong with thier vehicle. ( Part that does not exist)

Person with vehicle: My car is not running rite....
You: Maybe you should check your conuder valve. (HAHA)

by Crizoft November 25, 2007

Dump valve

Dump valves are fitted to the engines of turbo charged cars and sit between the turbo outlet and the throttle body. These are known for the "tissh" sound when you change gear.
Found already fitted in cars such as a subaru.

Dude i just bought i Subaru, i love the sound of the dump valve when i change gear. Listen it goes "Rummmm tissh!"

by KatieLovesIt! April 20, 2009

kanooter valve

Is a made up car part so you can lie to your wife,girlfriend,side chick about your vehical breaking down.

Wife: hunny why didnt you come home earlier
Husband : The kanooter valve busted.

by lilsauce September 13, 2016

valve

A Computer Game company founded by former Microsoft employee Gabe Newell in 1996 or 1997.

Valve made the computer game classics Half Life and Half Life 2.

Valve has a notorious reputation for being sluggish in game releases, yet notorious for its style.

It's located near Seattle, Washington.

The coolest game developers ever:

1. id software
2. valve
3. infinity ward

by Coolness February 3, 2005