dirty valdemar

A guy who masturbates furiously all the time. He also has mommy issues. What a weirdo.

"fucking dirty valdemar over there"

by mitch macdonalds June 4, 2020

quo vadis

1) Latin for: "Where are you going?"
2) Canadian death metal band.

Quo vadis, Brutus? (Where are you going, Brutus?)
"On the Shores of Ithaka" by Quo Vadis kicks major amounts of ass!

by nzdbox April 29, 2006

Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

exxon valdez

to have diarrhea in a hot tub with other people in it.. or to "upper deck" a toilet with the hershey squirts.

Dude, I can't believe you exxon valdezed that hot tub! That was awesome!

by EBinAUSTIN November 14, 2006

Vadim

A common name for Russian/Belarusian men. Vadim is a man that is a strong russian gopnik, He is always getting into trouble or scheming to do something devious. If you see someone selling questionable products outside the apartment block that may or may not be stolen, It's probably Vadim. When babushka starts cooking her famous soup with carrots, potatos and meat, Vadim will be climbing up the block stairs to check out the smell. He usually wakes up in the evening time with a chug of vodka and a bite of sausage. He then will proceed to hang out around the apartment block entrance smoking and drinking with other gopniks until sunset. He is the truest form of a gopnik.

I had a bottle of vodka that I sat down and now it's gone! It's probably that damn vadim stealing shit again.

by flaccidpancake66 June 18, 2019

Leo Valdez

A seventh wheel. His life has been ruined by fire

Bro your such a Leo Valdez

by Female jacculant sex bot November 27, 2019

vadino

An extremely old vagina; so old, its dinosaur old.

"She didn't look all that old in the club, but when we got back to my pad and she took off her clothes, her vadino looked like it was a hundred years old."

by UrbanDino September 12, 2011