moral values

A term people use when they don't want to admit that they're homophobic.

"Moral values are very important to me. (Heh, they'll never find out that I hate gay people!)"

by korex May 13, 2005

Facebook Value

A concept where the value of an activity or thing is measured in the potential attention it will get on Facebook.

Man! Amazing picture of you with that hot Norwegian chick. Thats really high facebook value!

by torway May 3, 2009

And nothing of value was lost

A specific reference to an episode of The Critic, in which a Jay Sherman reacts to a flaming parade float crashing into a production of the broadway show Cats.

1000 Coldplay CD's fell into the river? And nothing of value was lost!

by asterios jones June 22, 2011

small town values

Conservative Republican values that are often contradictory and controversial.
AKA Palin

Josh is full of small town values. He must've gone McCain.

by Josh123412341234 December 9, 2008

Values Nazi

A person who like to comment about your internet values. Side kick of Grammar Nazis, cousins' of trolls.

(Random Thread)

TS: Can anyone here tell me how many pubic hair I have in my nut sack?

Random Douche: You never said please, so I won't answer your question.

TS: WTF! You're such a %$&#^**# Values Nazi, go to hell.

by tehmaster1987 December 6, 2009

"what the hell" value

When someone does something for no particular reason, just to see the results.

Andy and Bolt pwned 200 people just for the "what the hell" value

by Andy Light Kai March 27, 2004

Create Value

A term used by businesses in an effort to motivate their employees. The term refers to making the business appear more valuable to potential customers than it really is. Traditional techniques include making lobbies look prettier and more modern, up-selling services, and telling customers what they need (to benefit the business).

Usually relegated to managerspeak (that elusive tongue used by the higher-ups in a company).

Synonyms: Tactical lying, business strategy, corporate plan

Big Boss: "We need to create value for our company."
Manager 1: "We are really creating value for our business by putting these flowers and pictures all over the lobby."
Manager 2: "We certainly are, but I think we need to create more value by installing a chocolate fountain in the boardroom."

by birdbrain5381 January 4, 2012