Valentine's day 

A day to celebrate anyone you love

(NOT JUST THE ONES YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO.)

Hey dude whatudoin on valentine's day

I'm going out for lunch with family, dinner with friends and then I'm going to walk my dog!
Wow! That's such a cool way to spend valentine's day!
Ikr

Valentine's day by greenavocado February 15, 2020

Valentine's Day 

A day when you are guaranteed to get sex from your girlfriend. Also the day when your girlfriend takes as long as possible with "romantic" stuff the have sex with you.

Boyfriend-"So honey it's Valentine's Day"
Girlfriend-"I know, i made a whole list of romantic things to do today, and when we are done ill give you the best night ever."
Boyfriend-"Damn"

Valentine's Day by DNizz February 14, 2010

Valentine's Day 

A day created to torment guys, that if they have a girlfriend it's required to go out with them.

Damn, it's Valentine's Day.

Valentine's Day by Brian February 16, 2004

Valentine's Day 

when u were a child u asked wtf do i need a valentine for? well chocolate, now u ask wtf do i need a valentine for? u answered ass :}

Valentine's Day -

10yr boy : GIVE ME THAT CHOCOLATE!
18yr boy : GIVE ME THAT ASS!!

Valentine's Day by Failrr5Lyfe March 1, 2014

Valentine's Day 

Its the day not to celebrate Valentines Day, its the day to celebrate National Condom Week.

I wore a Condom on Valentine's Day to celebrate National Condom Week

Valentine's Day by Old Mate Aaron February 13, 2023

valentine's day 

Late november would be the most common time for a valentines day baby to be born.

Your an idiot.

If you were concieved on valentine's day and born october first that makes you premature by about 2 months.

valentine's day by C_dizzle February 16, 2007

valentine's day 

A day invented by the Government in order to increase sales and prices on all things associated with love. These include roses chocolates, and anything else that would make somebody happy and/or 'warm'. This was a very good con thought up, as if you don't buy your loved one something, they will hit you, scream at you, dump you, and not give you that $100 bottle of champagne that you saw them hide in their bra (which they would probably ask you to 'fish out', leading to...!xxxKERCHINGxxx!).

It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine

Blonde Super Model: I love Valentine's day- I get so many presents!

Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!

valentine's day by D-Mon February 8, 2005