C.V. 33

A can of italian sardines who thought it could be a tank.

You are useless as a C.V. 33

by napkins August 30, 2021

c.v.s

a store in which you get medications and other goods that constantly has a long line that moves at an incredibly slow speed, the pharmacy everyone uses because the store contracts with so many different insurance companies who force people to use them for their medicine, where the staff is regularly pissed off at the world because of the overly-crowded pharmaceutical area, has over-priced merchandise, where you will also wait approximately 2 hours in their drive thru—and once you get to the window, they slam it in your face without any explanation—but then you see that they take a 30 minute lunch, yet claims to be open 24/7, doesn’t sell cigarettes anymore even though the people need nicotine after their negative experiences at their store, texts you multiple times a day, for two days straight, begging you to pick up prescriptions that “are ready”, but once you get there, they make you wait in their long line, then tell you to wait 30 minutes until the medicine can be picked up, and you leave feeling ready to snap the hell out.

Jinx: “Man, fuck c.v.s!”

Badman: “Why?”
Jinx: “Dude, are you serious? Let’s go.”
**arrives at the store, friends go inside**
*time lapse*
Badman: “Man, fuck c.v.s! You’re right! The prices are shit, the bitch took too damn long with my meds, AND I couldn’t even grab my cigs!”

Jinx: “I know, right? You want this nicotine gum I snatched up from c.v.s?”

by ffjlaskfjdsklfjeiowrhjxm,cnvmn February 25, 2023

B.O.C.V

Stands for, “Beginning Of Covid Virus” or, “Beginning Of Corona Virus”

Teacher:
Today we are going to learn about Covid-19
Now who knows what B.O.C.V stands for?

1,000,000 IQ Kid in class-
I’m just guessing. Does it stand for beginning of Covid virus?

by R 🙌🏻 February 4, 2021

F.S.C.V.

F.S.C.V. Is short for a Female Slave Called Valkyrae Females nicknamed valkyrae and there real name Valentina are bitches and a cheating lyin bitch and if u play truth or dare wit Valkyrae they will lie and wont do the dare But they will marry A boy called Brandon even tho she is transgender and a bitch.

Me: Hey F.S.C.V.

Her: Whaaa

by thekidthotina November 11, 2022

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work

Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

by Nightsky6 April 26, 2022

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

when you are so exremely bored in school or at home so you decide to do the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but with spaces

"im so bored so i decide to type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m instead of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

by coolmanguy543 September 21, 2022

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter

Hey John! Try typing "q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m" in Google

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdrzseawq June 7, 2023