A Puerto Rican or other Latin American who came to Utica, NY via New York City, Florida or California any number of years ago and has made a life for him or herself in this decaying cesspool of forgotten human beings as either a bus driver, landlord, police officer or any other job that pays a semi-livable wage. The pejoritative connotations of this word are due to the fact that there must be something obviously wrong with any Hispanic who would leave his or her native country and move to America's anus. The perjoritave connotations are augmented by the fact that these transplanted Hispanics don't seem to realize (yet, at least) that they made a poor decision by moving from, say, El Salvador or Mexico to Utica, NY.
If that Hispanic guy's from Puerto Rico what the Hell is he doing in Utica?
I don't know, I guess he's a Uticano.
I got chased by some Uticanos on my way to school.
Italian Vinny: Uticanos are taking all our jobs.
Redneck "Red" Smith: Uticanos are taking all our jobs.
Polish Margaret Muntz: Uticanos are taking all our jobs (even though we don't work).
Bosnian Igor Slosovich: We have to compete against Uticanos for jobs.
African-American Otis Freeman: When we go to prison all of the Uticano prison guards rough us up.
I don't know, I guess he's a Uticano.
I got chased by some Uticanos on my way to school.
Italian Vinny: Uticanos are taking all our jobs.
Redneck "Red" Smith: Uticanos are taking all our jobs.
Polish Margaret Muntz: Uticanos are taking all our jobs (even though we don't work).
Bosnian Igor Slosovich: We have to compete against Uticanos for jobs.
African-American Otis Freeman: When we go to prison all of the Uticano prison guards rough us up.
by Jamallerian October 13, 2007
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When filling your sport utility vehicle and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.
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by Jesus Christ April 13, 2005
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Many philosophers reject negative utilitarianism as being a terrible moral system because it asks for the destruction of life, which is normally considered very painful to all involved.
However, achieving NU'ism goal will have no adverse effects because there will be no one around to observe them and decided that they are bad effects.
Many philosophers reject negative utilitarianism as being a terrible moral system because it asks for the destruction of life, which is normally considered very painful to all involved.
However, achieving NU'ism goal will have no adverse effects because there will be no one around to observe them and decided that they are bad effects.
I believe in the values of negative utilitarianism. If you want to know why I haven't killed myself yet; ask a chain smoker why he hasn't stopped smoking even though it is ruining him and he wants to quit.
Addiction is hard to break...
Addiction is hard to break...
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IT Guy 1: "Dude, I totally just Encrypted my laptop and now I can't login to it!"
IT Guy 2: "Ouch dude, looks like you got Utimaco'd"
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IT Guy 2: "Yeah its a piece of shit"
IT Guy 2: "Ouch dude, looks like you got Utimaco'd"
IT Guy 1: "Fuckin Utimaco"
IT Guy 2: "Yeah its a piece of shit"
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