Urban dictionary

A website where you can read dumb shit

Oh urban dictionary it’s so funny/dumb

by Assclapituss February 1, 2020

Urban dictionary

This! You retard

This is the urban dictionary

by ??????.... November 26, 2013

Urban dictionary

A website where whatever you look up will be the opposite of what you actually find

You don't need an example you're on the website for God's sake people Urban dictionary

by 🦀 August 23, 2019

Urban dictionary

A place where I can not do shit without seeing something drug related or sexual. Marge Simpson? Apparently it’s a way to smoke drugs! Train? Apparently it’s when a bunch of guys form a line outside of a girls room to have sex! Shark? A way to have sex! GODDAMNIT JUST PUT A REAL DEFINITION!

Man, I can’t wait to go onto Urban dictionary and write about clouds somehow being fucking sex related! But how the fuck will I do that??

It’s urban Dictionary! I’ll find a way!

by ThatOneGuyWhoAteAllTheBeans May 21, 2020

Urban dictionary

A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.

Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*

Definition: "A woman's pussy."

Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'

Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."

Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'

Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."

Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.

by !!!!!@ December 18, 2018

Urban dictionary

BEST WEBSITE EVER,HOMIE

Example:homie,search in the urban dictionary whatever you want,cause you will get the definition

by RainbowOreo March 8, 2020

Urban dictionary

A dictionary solely for the purpose of sexualizing every definition of every word. The dictionary can give everyone a good laugh, but always ends up insulting someone. The dictionary isn't reliable and gives often a terrible definition, and, can potentially be banned for its poor definitions. Thus the name, urBAN dictionary. Im not karening on the dictionary, just giving an honest opinion that we all agree on.

Person 1: Hey, have you googled your name in the urban dictionary?
Person 2: Nope, let's try.

...
Person 1: and? what does it say??
Person 2: It says i'm a $lut and that nobody likes me, and only uses me for my body.

Person 1: i mean, its not completely wrong...

by ugly_ratface1 February 12, 2021