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Universal code

Basic things that everyone knows
Friend - Can i borrow your underwear?
You- Ewww, gross you can't!
Friend- why not?
You- Because its Universal code
by RiahRhymes December 12, 2016
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universal snap

A generic snap that was clearly sent to multiple people for streaks and/or out of laziness. Against proper snapchat etiquette.
"Omg Andrew just snapped me! He's so into me"
"Nah girl, I got it too. Must have a been a universal snap"
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Universal Key

An expression describing any of various heavy objects that is able to break glass, hence being the universal key for houses and cars in both emergency and illegal situations.
"We're never getting out of this desert if we can't get the car open!"
"Don't worry! I found a universal key!"
*sound of glass breaking*
by ClivetheRock July 16, 2020
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The universal scoring system.

A system that scores individuals based on "attractiveness" That can range from 1-20. The system is in place so people can rate their overall chance of success of "getting with" someone near the same score.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.
The universal scoring system.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:

Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)

Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)

Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)

Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.
by OnceInMexico September 18, 2013
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A Universal Time

A Roblox JoJo Game, although not all of it's content is JoJo.

The game was made in June 3, 2020. Because of it's overhype, it's player count has lowered drastically.
Person 1: Hey, have you played A Universal Time?
Person 2: Yep, I don't really like the combat
Person 1: I can understand that, it isn't fun when half your health gets shredded after a single m1.
by PrivateApple May 16, 2022
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universally

An idea that can be applied on an intergalactic scale, although more commonly used to state that a certain ideas apply or are accepted by all humans in general.
The idea that the brain is the primary thought processing center in the human body is universally accepted.
The theory of emotions and their correlations to facial expressions can be universally applied.
by Zukazamme May 15, 2008
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The Universal Law of Balance

The inescapable cosmic principle that brings balance (read: disappointment) to life when things are going just a little TOO well for you.
I got a 98% on the math test I didn't study for, but The Universal Law of Balance made sure that I got a flat tire on the way home from school today. Fuck you, ULoB!
by jazequah March 15, 2011
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