Utah
Utah by Alex g fan May 12, 2025
Get the Utah mug.
Related Words
UTAH • utahimest • Utah Jazz • Utah Grizzlies • Utah Happy Meal • utah utes • Utahime • Utahism • utahn • Utah Bottle Rocket
Utah Skier
During the act of a three-some a female will jack off two males using their shafts as ski rods, continuing until ejaculation causing it to snow with white semen.
Utah Skier by squevar September 16, 2013
Utah Mom
A Mother that wears Lululemon, wears makeup everywhere, has a Stanley water bottle, keep up with the trends, has her kids involved in multiple extracurricular activities, and most importantly is MILF material.
Utah Mom by juulisntcuul January 18, 2023
Utah Road Construction
The biggest and longest running joke ever to be pulled by a state or nation in history.
The joke is that some people get together somewhere and map out a place to set up cones and tear up the road. Setup then involves blocking off a half mile strip of road on either side of the workzone, and proceeding to jackhammer the hell out of the asphalt.
The punchline is everyone that has to drive through the workzone, as the workers not jackhammering (all of them) laugh at the frustrated looks on peoples faces as they go by, late for work by at least half an hour or more thanks to a four lane highway being shrunken to one lane.
Once the "work" is supposed to be done, or when a new place is found, the workers pull up stakes and move, leaving the road the same as it was before they came, or worse.
This has been going on since before recorded history in Utah, although no record has currently been found as to whether it started with the laying of asphalt in Utah, or merely when roads were established.
The joke is that some people get together somewhere and map out a place to set up cones and tear up the road. Setup then involves blocking off a half mile strip of road on either side of the workzone, and proceeding to jackhammer the hell out of the asphalt.
The punchline is everyone that has to drive through the workzone, as the workers not jackhammering (all of them) laugh at the frustrated looks on peoples faces as they go by, late for work by at least half an hour or more thanks to a four lane highway being shrunken to one lane.
Once the "work" is supposed to be done, or when a new place is found, the workers pull up stakes and move, leaving the road the same as it was before they came, or worse.
This has been going on since before recorded history in Utah, although no record has currently been found as to whether it started with the laying of asphalt in Utah, or merely when roads were established.
Utah Road Construction by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007
utah drivers
A disastrous combination of distracted parents, confused country folk, overly cautious grandparents, and sexually repressed teenagers.
Typical Utah drivers:
People from Morgan County driving to Ogden and being confused by left-turn arrows at intersections.
A mother trying to control her 7 kids while navigating a car the size of a bus to the grocery store.
An old person driving 15mph through a school zone…at night…on a Saturday…
A boy driving a truck sees a girl walking on the sidewalk. The sight of a female without her parents around causes all his blood to move from his head to that dark dirty place his mother told him not to touch until he's married.
People from Morgan County driving to Ogden and being confused by left-turn arrows at intersections.
A mother trying to control her 7 kids while navigating a car the size of a bus to the grocery store.
An old person driving 15mph through a school zone…at night…on a Saturday…
A boy driving a truck sees a girl walking on the sidewalk. The sight of a female without her parents around causes all his blood to move from his head to that dark dirty place his mother told him not to touch until he's married.
utah drivers by I grew up here December 5, 2013