muhammad usman

Someone who is unable to pull bitches

After muhammad usman found out no girls liked him.

by Itsamemraio July 13, 2022

I luv u sm

I love you so much

I have something to say

I luv u sm mf

by Cloud Nine February 24, 2023

Usman

Box head cyclops has Africa on his forehead

That new person is a usman
What no way....

by Cyclops1234561 May 15, 2019

Usmaro

Definition.When someone is driving and the usmaro is outside the car trying to get in, and you grab onto the door handle and when they reach for it you drive off.

Dude. Your being such an usmaro how could you date that little girl!
Come on dude lets pull an usmaro and when he grabs on to the handle lets drive off!!

by Usmaro June 2, 2008

usmc

Urine Samples Make Civilians

The tattoo on my chest (usmc) now stands for Urine Samples Make Civilians.

by jomica May 14, 2008

Usman

(1)Lion slayer; (2)one who hides under a "Rock Band" box during an Honors English class, (3)alias to Uswoman or usmama. (4) Usmanondorf, the final evolution of Usman.

1. Dude did you see that Usman? He freaking took out that lion with his bare hands.

2. Aria: where's Usman?
Warner: oh he's under that rock band box pulling another Usman.

3. Daniel: Your mom!
(Tuttle student): No, Your Usmama!!!

4. GOOOOO USMANONDORF, I CHOOSE YOU; USMANONDORF USES SYNTAX!! ITS A ONE HIT KILL!

by Philip Kwon October 9, 2008

USMC

OK, we all know that USMC stands for the honorable "United States Marine Corps" and some people refer to them as "Uncle Sam's Misguided Children". However, in early 1987 there was a big scandal where one or two security guards at the U.S. embassy in Moscow, U.S.S.R. were caught being involved in an espionage ring and security breach, and one or more of the guards (who were United States Marines) were in a sexual relationship with a Russian female agent. They were court-martialed and for a while "USMC" was an abbreviation for "Under Seduction of Moscow's Cunt". This occured even while Reagan and Gorbechev were in a state of friendly dialog and Cold War tensions were lessening.

This USMC/embassy mess did not stop the talks between the U.S.A. and the U.S.S.R. from continuing. The Cold War ended peacefully a few years later and the incident was largely forgotten.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 25, 2008