turtle head

(Chinese English) A penis, especially with its foreskin.

Is it true white boys don't have turtle head?

by davarinofuntucson June 17, 2013

Turtle head

Used when describing an intense need to crap.

Hurry up and stop at a bathroom, I've got a turtle head.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

turtle head soup

An act of intercourse where the phenomenon known as a turtle head occurs prior to insertion of the penis into the anus.

My girlfriend really had to shit so before she went to the bathroom I fed her some turtle head soup.

by Fonkey January 29, 2006

turtle head

a popping turd out of the anus screaming and punishing you because you didnt take the time to shit this morning

whats his problem today? i dunno. he must have a turtle head

by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003

legend of turtle head

The condition where a turd is wishing to protrude from ones anus, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.

Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack

Have you ever heard the legend of turtle head? It’s about to not be a legend.

by Caitiedyd December 2, 2017

turtlejedi

A turtle that can use the force.

The turtle was no ordinary turtle, it was a turtlejedi.

by Minka Lee Bridger October 26, 2017

Turtlehank

Hard headed and sometimes mean, you want turtlehank on your team. He has a talent for getting banned from chats and setting things in fire, but is even better at trolling.

Death player: I thought I was safe until hank showed up, then I was turtlehanked.

Negan: oh man that sucks, I’ll put in a 3 day bubble.

by Wilmington Woman May 7, 2019