Booty Tuesday

( n.)
Not a national, but a Norristown holiday, in which many kids go home with their significant other after an early dismissil day of school and hopefully, get lucky.

"Shirley, what are your plans for next Booty Tuesday?"
"I think I may get some lunch with my Calculus study group. How about you?"
"Sweet stuff. Nancy and I are heading back to my house and...You know ;"
---OR---
"In recent years, there has been a positive correlation between early dismissil/'Booty Tuesday' activities and teen preganacies within the school district."

by NAHS Alum November 8, 2007

Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise

1. (noun) An anal sex act, in which the giving partner lies to the receiving partner and tells him or her that he has ejaculated. After the receiving partner turns around to face him, the giving partner violently ejaculates into the other partner's eye. He then uses the Santorum that has accumulated on his penis to draw a cross on the forehead of the stunned receiving partner.

2. (verb) To perform said sex act.

3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday

1. Man, that hooker made be pay double after I tried the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise.

3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!

by Mort459 June 16, 2012

No Drill Tuesday

Tuesdays... A day where you can't listen to drill music. Take a break, relax, you need a break from that gang gang.

HEY MAN! IT'S NO DRILL TUESDAY! YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO DRILL TODAY!!

by Jaden Banks May 11, 2021

Tuesdaism

A genre of art that took/takes place just post NYC hardcore created by graffitti artist and painter Ruby (R.)Tuesday. Tuesdaism is also recognised as a religion in north america and most European countries.

There are many "isms" in art, like Surrealism, Impressionism, Realism and Tuesdaism.

by R. Tuesday February 20, 2008

tueaday

The absolute best day of the week. The day that everybody sends their lovers ankle pictures based of tradition from the early 1500's.

Jason: Guess what day it is... its TUEADAY! Send me those ankle pics!
Sky: Ok... I will send you ankle pics based of the tradition of over 500 years.

by BigJ2246 March 11, 2018

Tuesday Nooner

Extra lovin' of the lady parts between brunch and dinner.

Danielle wasn't ready to admit how much she enjoyed the good old Tuesday Nooner.

by Mullet lovin' 6969 February 12, 2021

Tuesday Nooner

The act of tongue punching your lady's pink taco, at lunchtime.

No Taco Tuesday is complete without a Tuesday Nooner.

by Rumpelstiltskin's taint February 10, 2021