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Trumpnite

Two weeks, or the amount of time it takes for people to forget the most recent horrible thing Donald Trump did. This also includes topping his own previous atrocities.
Hey bro how do you feel about Trump saying he doesn't "kid around" about police brutality?

Man, that was a Trumpnite ago. He said a month ago that "when the looting starts, the shooting starts". This is where we are now...
by zorlox June 24, 2020
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Trumpocity

The act of saying something without reason for a frivolous reaction; general statements made to cause confusion when determining the actual intent; an inconsiderate statement to bring confusion.
Trumpocity is the act of having no reality to the actual outcome like "No, a fence in some places will be enough, instead of a wall". walls, fences
by profsuperb November 15, 2016
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Trumpshake

To awkwardly shake someones hand as you establish your dominance.
I will Trumpshake this little bitches hand so he knows his place
by Casually Cool February 10, 2017
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trumpset

A description of all my left leaning friends every time the President says or does anything.
Oh man, my wife was incredibly trumpset when we pulled out of the Paris climate agreement.
by Singing Pomegranate June 2, 2017
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Trumpset

Trumpets spelled wrong to reveal the name of a president who is unhappy.
Oh my hosh, our president was so trumpset when he got impeached!
by MikeTrout27 January 9, 2019
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Trumpstitute

A Trumpstitute or Trumpstitution is when a bad comedian runs out of material for their act, so they resort to substituting real comedy by insulting/“roasting” Donald Trump because “ecks dee we h8 Drumpf 10/10 comedy”. This results in a bland and overused horse being beaten well past death.

Some prime examples of this can be seen in the likes of Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Kimmel, and a number of other late night shows and “comedians”.
TV Announcer: On the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, please welcome our guest, Donald Truuuump!

*idiot dressed in shitty trump costume walks on stage*

*Jimmy Fallon slaps table and screeches like a retarded child*

Me, watching TV: Aw fuck, I was hopin for something funny, but I guess it’s just another classic Fallon Trumpstitute. I’m gonna go choke the chicken.
by J Diggity Dawg May 16, 2018
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Trumphillia

He suffers from Trumphillia.
by RealComicalDude November 30, 2016
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