trouser cardio

Describes the process of blood flow to the penis causing an erection.

Wow you got me hot girl. I am light headed from all of the trouser cardio.

by chubalot March 30, 2010

trouser troopers

A man's "special men", his sperm.

There are normally between 200-600 million trouser troopers in one ejaculation.

by jbelle September 10, 2008

weasel in trousers

a lesbian "player", generally of the more androgynous gender presentation and very charismatic.

Shane from the L-word is clearly a weasel in trousers.

by AuntF October 16, 2010

trouser flute

dick cock penis

Nothing like a quick tune on my trouser flute last thing at night to send me off to sleep!

by RLHorn October 13, 2008

Trouser badgers

The noise created by the expulsion of air from the anus.

Someone farts and people ask 'what was that noise?'.
The person who farted explains that 'It was trouser badgers'.

by Trouserbadger June 10, 2009

Elephant Trousers

Walking around with your trouser pocket linings and cock out.

"Shoulda seen Johnny last night, drunk as a cunt and wearing his elephant trousers...again

by maoZZ November 21, 2010

trouser python

a guy with a hard on in his trousers

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003