Toner Boner

What you definitely don't get when looking at a 2005 RAM 1500 Daytona edition.

Brad: Wow! Look at that RAM 1500! Why does it have a spoiler on it?
Carlos: He gets a toner boner from it. Nobody else cares about it but the guy driving it sure likes to think so. It's also got a bone stock 5.7 Hemi in it.

by Mardel March 10, 2021

Cum Throne

The seat or area where you cum the most. Most likely by a computer or bedside.

When I missed school last week I sat on my cum throne all day.

Don't sit there that's my cum throne!

by Crunk Magnum March 27, 2009

watch yo tone mf

A more straight-forward and funnier way of "Please think before you speak as it can affect others."

Person 1: "SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BLOCK YOU"
Person 2: "watch yo tone mf"

by owned and pwned December 14, 2021

tone please

Server Graphics parlance. Basically this bloke says it every time he needs help, Tone is the bloke who has to wipe his arse for him.

Kanti - "Tone please..."

by Bill Sutton July 31, 2004

Game of Thrones Abortion

A very quick but extremely painful abortion that involves stabbing the mother's belly repeatedly while the father and / or husband looks on. It's also required that the mother of the baby's father be present to witness the abortion, who then must watch her own son be stabbed in the heart, just prior to getting her throat slit. Spraying blood optional.

(stab! stab! stab!)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(stab!)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(slice!)

ohhhargghhmpppphh

Anyone watching: OMG, what the freakin hell just happened?!?!?!?!

GOT Fan: No biggie dude, that was just a Game of Thrones abortion.

by ohmanwhyudodat June 4, 2013

Tone tags

Tone tags- help the fbi know if they should go after you or not

"Hey I'm going to go rob a bank /j"
Fbi: "Ah they're good"

i needed to add the word so uh, tone tags

by 3rr0r404n0tf0und January 31, 2021

Tonette

A sexy, daring individual who's smile will melt your heart.
Cheeky and Always quick with a comeback and well versed in star wars references tonette Is the kind of person you will never forget

Holy moly she is gorgeous, how do I get tonette's number

by Lifes_abeach October 14, 2019