treetard

as retard but bigger and thicker

my sisters so stupid shes gone beyond being a retard, shes a treetard

by Andrew Collinson March 28, 2008

triath

an illiterate black man who eats peas

<triath> I dont bother reading kthx
<triath> im an illiterate black man who eats peas

by cheesegrater August 30, 2003

Polish Triathlon

Going to the public pool on foot and returning home with a bike.

Oh shit my bike is gone! It must have been Maciej participating in a Polish Triathlon again!

by jrssww July 11, 2010

Detroit Triathlon

When you vomit, shit, and ejaculate semen all at the same time

Marcos: Ahhgfluhmmf!!
Adam: Woah! Did you just go through a Detroit Triathlon?
Marcos: Yeah. Now I have to go take a shower to get this mess off of me.

by Marcos Gonzalez January 19, 2009

Treetus

Someone who is too tall to be a fetus so they are called a tree but they are a fetus at heart

Person1:your a treetus
Person2:k

by That one ren tot November 21, 2018

Trielity

The eye in reality, only you can explain your reasoning behind your choices and intentions. We all live in the same reality but our trielity is different. We are no the same.

The only way to understand him is if we lived in his trielity.

by TrielCap January 19, 2020

Treetor

A person hiding in a tree with the purpose of attacking an enemy unsuspectingly. Most likely encountered in first person shooter video games.

"Hey Rich, watch out! There is a Treetor to the southwest of you..."

by Deeknoper September 7, 2021