Fresh Treads

When someone has new shoes, usually said in a sarcastic manner

*someone bought new Nike airs* are they you’re new fresh treads mate?

by Gordon Ramsey December 17, 2017

carpet treader

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.

That person is just a carpet treader.

by Wise Man July 14, 2003

terd ferguson

Burt Reynolds alternative identity

alex:burt reynolds
terd:that's not my name
alex:terd ferguson
terd:yeah whadya want

by terd ferguson August 21, 2003

treadwelled

The act of losing your life because you disregard your own personal safeety and get too close to a dangerous animal.

Named after Timothy Treadwell, a self-appointed researcher who lived among brown bears in Alaska for 13 summers before getting killed and becoming lunch meat.

Steve Irwin, The Croc Hunter, was treadwelled by a sting ray yesterday.

by Kajoe September 4, 2006

terd wrench

the stick with the rubber plunger at the end used to force extra large peices of shit down the toilet. see also shit stick.

damn vern you pluged the toilet up again grab the terd wrench.

by josh April 30, 2003

terd factory

Any human wearing a diaper

"You sure are Mommy's little terd factory"
"Gross! Grandma is a walking terd factory!"
"Working as a nurse means cleaning the terd factories"

by Andraya September 9, 2008

Treadar

Treadar. Short for Tread-Radar. The ability to tell if tire tread is low or nonexistent. Usually this gift is acquired by a person in the tire business known as a tireguy or Tire Specialist Advisor (TSA)

Yes I notice you were low on tread because of the cords and steel showing.

My treadar went off when I saw you slide through that red light on the wet street.

by FTWKEN December 9, 2012