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Tractor Porn 

Still or moving images of farm machinery, often viewed in an obsessively-voyeuristic manner. Tractor porn is often associated with the chronic inability to achieve any set task or other meaningful productive output in one's work day.

Tractor porn (or TP) can be broken into different categories. Eg. Large Horsepower, Tractor Pulls, Combine Harvesters, Dump Trucks, Balers, Power Sprayers, Furrow Ploughs, Nut Harvesters, Thrashing Machines, Farm Tools (horse whips etc), PTO Shafts and Small Equipment etc.

In recent years, a global movement has been gaining momentum in the voyeurism of images of improvised mechanical "repairs".
That TPS report didn't get done because C.W. was downloading Tractor Porn all afternoon.

I couldn't get any work done because Mr. Corn wouldn't stop talking about the Tractor Porn he consumed whilst looking for useless "bargains" in the clearing sale listings.

He must be a Tractor Porn addict because the way he repaired that connection with cheap packing tape was reminiscent of how a farmer would repair his baler using nothing but twine.
Tractor Porn by CornMan August 20, 2012
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tractor monkey 

amish or meninknights
look at that tractor monkey going 10mph on the highway
tractor monkey by Droop702 May 13, 2012

tractor pulling 

A fun sport in which in between beers folks hook their yankin machine up to a weighted sled and pull it down the track. LOTTA A BLACK SMOKE
tractor pulling by Sdrpuller December 23, 2013

tractor supply 

Where high schoolers on the eastern shore go to have sec in their car but always get caught by the cops
“Hey do you wanna have sex”

“Yea let’s go behind the tractor supply”

tractor girl 

Tractor girl/s

1-Another name for a heavy set woman. Aka fat chick

2-Used in a conversation to discribe a larger woman in her presence so not to offend her.
Damn did you see those 2 tractor girls that Trevor took home last night!!
tractor girl by medicneballer June 23, 2017

Tractor Dick 

A penis with immensely and unusually wide balls, but a rather thin and skinny short shaft
Sue, I don’t have a tractor dick stop saying it. My penis is completely normal.
Tractor Dick by CashInTheClutch January 30, 2019