chelsea tractor

noun, a large 4 wheel drive vehicle, driven in cities for ordinary, day to day purposes. eg, Land Rover, BMX X5, etc..

environmentalist: those wankers in their chelsea tractors are destroying the environment.

politician: fuck off.

by master ace October 23, 2005

Tractor Pull

Where, tractor pulling happens. Much like a truck pull. A motor sport, where the idea is to pull a weight transfer machine, called a sled, as far as possible down a dirt track. The farther down the track the more weight the sled transfers to the skid plate. This makes the sled harder to pull down the track. The more distance, the harder it is to pull it. As the vehicle pulls the sled down the track, the weight moves forward, creating more resistance for the tractor to pull against. Finally at the supreme moment of pull, the weight on the sled is directly over the front end of the sled. This causes enormous friction with the ground, which finally brings the vehicle to a halt, with the distance the vehicle has traveled measured from a point called a starting line to the point at which the front of the sled now rests. Pulling the entire length of the track is considered a full pull. When two or more competitors, in the same class, cross the 300 foot line this results in a pull-off.

Let's go down to the tractor pull later today.

by Swarsfanatic June 7, 2005

Cincinnati Tractor

This act requires 3 people: Someone to act as "The Lawn", another to act as "The Tractor" and a third as "The Mower." The Lawn lays spread out flat and has little to no participation, other than just accepting the act. The Tractor "mows" or shaves a certain area of The Lawn with a razor (Electric or non-electric), by being on all fours and holding the razor in their mouth for the entirety of the shaving portion. The Mower is required to sit on the Tractors back the entire time and film the act. Once "The Lawn is mowed," it's time to put down fertilizer. The Tractor then defecates over the mowed area specifically, still while being ridden by The Mower. The act is completed by the Mower getting off the Tractor and proceeding to give the fertilized Lawn a Boston Pancake.

"Hey you two, why don't we get out of this bar and enjoy a good ole' fashioned Cincinnati Tractor?"

by Arcum Dagsson November 8, 2013

Cheeky Tractor

A very extravegant cocktail involving a large number of ingredients. Typically involving a pint glass mix of alcopops and spirits. Can also refer to any beverage.

I did a couple of Cheeky Tractors, and ended up chundering.

by Max Simpson October 22, 2006

Tractor balls

When you drive an old tractor and is slams your balls on the seat.

Hitting a girl from the back and you slam your low hanging fruit and you get a case of tractor balls

by Death Machine 3000 March 27, 2023

Tractor Trollop

A female that frivolously uses Farmers Only

Will Smith - “You should see this slut I met on Farmers Only”
Jaden Smith - “Dad, have some class, they prefer the name Tractor Trollop”

by Jakerweezy June 15, 2018

Tractor pretty

"A rugged man, one whom is not afraid to get dirty. With striking looks, a farm toned body and a deep sunbaked tan"

A country pretty boy

Damn Dave is rugged
Na Dave is a pretty boy
Nope Dave looks like a Redneck
You're all wrong he's Tractor Pretty

by Parishable August 11, 2020