touche

A derogatory term for someone who is both a tool and a douche.

Did you see Randy playing his acoustic guitar with roses on it? God, what a touche.

by graawwwwwrrrrr November 23, 2010

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Touch touch attention

When your girl needs attention but physically touching attention

Girl: touch touch attention

Boy: ok *touches inner thigh*
Girl: yeeeeeeee

by Girl worlds June 2, 2020

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A way of describing a person who is mentally troubled, they often do a running commentary on fifa games, act cocky af on gta to weth29, refuse to play any of his "friends" as he knows he will be roasted. also looks like a disabled donkey that was hit by a truck and a train, also a plane and hit with an f5 onto broken glass.

my man got touched like that Jw099 gezza

by Jw099 February 20, 2017

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touched

one who has become 'touched' by the planes (whether they originate from elsewhere in the multiverse or not).

(ref. 'plane-touched')

"A tiefling who's touched has more wits about things than some berk from the Prime."

by bender November 19, 2002

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Touche

Touche/Toulche- (Pronounced toe-chay/tol-chay) to know and be in agreement with a friend or other person(s) on a particular subject. Often used instead of "I know you know what I'm thinking and I'm thinking the same as you"

*Some one walks by that you and your best mate would both find really attractive.*

You- Touche?
Friend- Most deffinately Touche.

(Thought shared: "Man, s/he's really, really good looking" or "I'd like to tap that right, left and center.")

by Shake-The-Disease August 25, 2005

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