Tot juice

A remnants of you're ghetto girls full night of drinking and anal sex.

That girls tot juice leaked all over my floor bitch!

by Trentish December 30, 2016

tot-smuggler

One who surreptitiously fondles another's testicles while they are sleeping.

Huh?! Dude, get your hands off me you tot-smuggler!

by Yayahooray August 12, 2008

tot squat

Using the bathroom with an emotionally needy baby in your lap.

My son wanted to be held constantly today. I couldn't put him down without him crying, so I had to tot squat.

by Fauxvirgo March 14, 2014

Tot Toaster

The act of heating up aluminum foil in an oven then wrapping it around your girlfriends boobs. Once thoroughly heated, you remove the foil and fuck her steaming boobs.

Guy One: Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a tot toaster last night.
Guy Two: Didn't it hurt her?
Guy Three: Probably, but to me, it felt awesome!

by penguinshit61 January 16, 2010

tot obvi

A contraction of totally obvious. Often used in the same way as "duh"

Ally: Where are you?
Gabby: I'm studying at the library, tot obvi.

by KayCeeGee September 19, 2007

ToT UwU ;w; OwO TwT -.-

Used by annoying people (mostly girls who use gacha life and play Royale High) who thinks they’re cute when in reality they are annoying asf. (Some are mostly know-it-all grammar nazis)

I forgot to add that to the list -.-
This is so beautiful omg ToT
I’m broke ;w;
ToT UwU ;w; OwO TwT -.-

by 1-800-HOBI September 14, 2020

Tot Block

When you are rejected sexual intercourse because of the presence of a toddler

I had to babysit the other day, and that little kid totally tot blocked me.

by ThatsGWHY June 12, 2011