Refusal to Shit

The shit that refuses to exit your anus no matter how many pushes, strains, coaxing activities or rain dances you do.

Also nicknamed, “The 2nd Lieutenant is lost again”
shit, the “I really wish I could shit” shit and “Poop Insurgency” to name a few

I wish I could get on with my day, but my body is going through a Refusal to Shit.

by GiganticFatCat November 5, 2018

Toshiaki

On some bulletin boards, especially futaba and japanese boards such as 2chan, it is a replacement for Anonymous.

Who's the idiot that posted this flame? Oh, great. "from Toshiaki".

by Toshiaki September 2, 2005

Toshturbate

The act of masturbating while watching Tosh.o

Last night i was able to Toshturbate through the whole episode! (the puke was great)

by i-got-pancake-mix July 25, 2010

Toshinga

the act of trying to cut ones penis off with safety sissors.

dude, i can't believe you toshingaded yourself last night.

by kamandegan April 25, 2009

Tushit

A damn lucky person who is hated by few, loved by few, but never ignored cause he is just too dope. No one can truly comprehend how his mind works because he is at too high of a level.

"Damn! I wish that i could swap my life with Tushit."

by niiiigggggaaaaaa January 17, 2018

toshtini

a drink in which you buy an expensive bottled water, pour half of it down the drain, fill the rest with tap water, shake it, pour into a martini glass and add a limeon (the key ingredient in Sprite) enjoy.

Oh, man, my favorite drink is a toshtini, its delicious, because im a fucking douche bag.

by why_the_fuck_do_i_need_a_false July 6, 2010

Come on, Toshi

The sexed-up moan of this crazy kimono wearing woman in an Asian to English phrase instructional video for prostitutes.

But the real question is: Who the hell is Toshi?

directly from the video:

"Your'e soooo good. Come on, Toshi. Come on."

by ~V~ August 18, 2006