Tosh.0'fficial 

An adjective defining any theory that has evidence to be true if any part of the evidence was stated correct on the show Tosh.0.

Last night on Tosh.0, Daniel Tosh said that your mom is busy Friday night, so I won't ask her out. She's a whore with plans, it's Tosh.0'fficial.

Tosh.0'fficial by ijustpostedthis March 13, 2011

tosh eye 

a form of cod eye, but from bein poked in the eye by a strippers nipple

(me)fuck me phil u've got proper tosh eye!
(phil) yeah a stripper poked me in the eye with her nipple n her perfume's give me proper tosh eye

tosh eye by H.O.T crew February 9, 2007

Tosh'n Off 

The act of masturbation while thinking about something lame.

They were Tosh'n Off while watching Comedy Central late night TV

Tosh'n Off by @Kobyoshi January 4, 2011

tosh-bobbler 

Person who bobbles tosh: talks nonsense and is as enthusiastic and useful to a meeting as a puppy chasing leaves. Reads books on "how to get ahead in business" in spare time and misquotes them at work.

That new Project Manager is a right tosh-bobbler

tosh-bobbler by swampmeister September 20, 2017

tosh pot 

A British word for stupid,ass hole,shit head,fucker,barf bag and dumb bitch

You the biggest TOSH POT i ever new!

tosh pot by Ilovedracotothemoonandback November 15, 2020

tosh pot 

A old British word for stupid ,ass ,idiot , pice of shit,dick head and fucker. I believe :)

Your the biggest TOSH POT i ever knew.

tosh pot by Ilovedracotothemoonandback November 15, 2020

Tosh is gay 

A really homosexual man with no correlation with heterosexuality whatsoever.

Wow Tosh is really gay!

Such a defining word!

Tosh is gay is what you will say when you have a friend named Tosh who is gay.

Example: This mf Tosh is gay.

Example 2: Wow! Tosh likes balls!
Example 3: The anti-heterosexual

Tosh is gay by Swaggity the Dingleberry April 23, 2021