Toronto Maple Leaf

When you stretch out your scrotum to make a little pool, full it with maple syrup which your girl drinks while you sing “O Canada” dressed in full hockey gear.

Finally got Christie to do a Toronto Maple Leaf last night bro. It was kinda weird

by King_Fishy January 30, 2021

Toronto

Allegedly a part of Canada but China has probably taken over, hell we might as well give the city to them, all the white people have moved to Vancouver. Land of the all-mighty hipster: a native Toronto species that can be found roaming the streets of Queen Street West or Kensington Market in their ancestors' denim Levi's jackets and thick-rimmed glasses that probably aren't even prescription. Most people think they can write poetry or play an instrument, but most likely cannot. Due to the fact that Toronto is the most ethnically diverse city in North America, white boys have forgotten that they are not black and are now rapping and spending hundreds of dollars on Jordan's, though they have never played basketball in their lives. Want weed? cocaine? your closest drug dealer will rip you off and is probably in grade seven, white and wearing a snapback. Also home to the legendary mayor Rob Ford who yes, has admitted "I've broken the law many times" and "yes. I have smoked crack cocaine." Every next ten year old girl has probably already banged your boyfriend and there are more homeless people in Toronto than homophobics in Florida.

Guy One: Dude that party was wild last night!
Guy Two: Yeah man! I drank two full beers and had a threesome with an asian and a black guy!

Guy One: Turn up tonight! Let's go listen to Drake and go all ages clubbing with old asian men!

Toronto drinking game rules:
All you need to play is a bottle of vodka and the ability to see in colour. The game is spot the white person. Pretty self-explanatory, basically you roam the streets or subway lines of Toronto in a group and if you spot a white person that your friends don't see, they must take a shot. This game is not applicable to Yorkdale mall, the Beaches or anywhere near Lawrence Park

by The Creator aka Your Creator February 11, 2014

Torontonguing

Toronto men are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Torontonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, withinToronto. Literally, a Toronto-tonguing!

I took a trip to Canada last week, and this guy gave me the Torontonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Toronto Maple Leafs

A team whose fan base has all the arrogance of the New York Yankees nation, loving a team that is quickly becoming a band of loveable losers (like the Chicago Cubs...). 1967 is a quickly fading memory. A fanbase that evidently has a high threshold for chronic mediocrity, given that they havent made the playoffs the past two seasons. All this from a city which has about as much soul as Des Moines. In Leafs fans minds...they would say they have a World Class hockey team. Most clear headed people know better.

Toronto Maple Leafs Nation..See Websters definition of "false bravado".

by Seamus McClannnnnnahan May 20, 2007

toronto maple leafs

1) Toronto's NHL franchise.
3) A group of gritty, tough-as-nails men responsible for the anal penetration/spanking of 20 Ottawa Senators every year come playoff time.

Common usage in conversation:
"The sky is blue."
"Water is wet."
"The Maple Leafs smoked the Sens."

by Janko April 12, 2004

Toronto

A steaming pile of shit that needs to be swallowed by lake ontario and become a coral reef"

Basic bitch: "omg I love Toronto"

Montréaler: "Toronto is a pile of shit"

by Clloydsam March 7, 2015

North Toronto Clam Hammer Drop

You have a broad laying face down ass up, this manuver requires a step-ladder, you ascend the stepladder and dive cock-first into her cocktrap.

I drove that bitch into oblivion with that north toronto clam hammer drop

by Toronto4Real April 16, 2009