Can,tor

You can do it, not can’t...do it

You can,tor do that last set of bench

by Frenchfries30mins June 12, 2018

Tor arne

UGLY mean mf that dosent care abt any other peoples feelings

Tor Arne is a mean mf

by SHUT THE FUGG UP SONDRE November 22, 2021

Tor

This guy FUCKS. If this guy visits you in your house he might just fuck your mother without you even noticing.

Oh, did i mention? This guy has a world record in having the THICKEST dick in the whole world.

"Hey should we meet up with Tor?"
"Nah, he will just bang the shit out of our girls"

by Heyjonasmothernicetomeetyahehe November 23, 2021

Tor-Helge

A guy that gets all the pussy, gets so much pussy that he has the username "pussyslayer69" reserved.
A real G, all woman would fuck him.

"Oh did you guys see Tor-Helge, that six-pack is fukin fab"

"Tor-Helge is the best sex-partner I've had"

by emrik gorbachov February 25, 2021

Uffe Tor

Uffe Tor is the FIFA god, or currently the EA FC god. Never disrespect him. If you ever find yourself with a 82 rated cb and a 79 rated cm, I would highly recommend for you the next time when you have a big pack (55k pack or higher) to try get down on your knees, close your hands together and repeat this... "Please Uffe Tor, give me the power, give me the dynamism, diminish the weakness and give me a player with potency." After this your life will get fixed.

Me - "Yo bro"
Bro - *sigh* "what?"
me - "Let me guess,your team is bad, you have a good pack and you know that it will be a 83 rated Enzo Fernandez?"
Bro - "How did you know?"
Me - Pray to Uffe Tor"
*Bro prays to Uffe Tor*
Bro - "France... STRIKER! PSG!!!!! MBAPPE OMFG!!!! YEEES! THANKS UFFE TOR I LOVE YOU!!!!!"

by Harpovich November 21, 2023

lar tor n

lar tor n, just lar tor n.

Dying man seeing the gates of heaven:
"I can see the end of the horizon.....LAR??"

"it is i, the great lar tor n."

And lar tor n takes the dying man to the pearly gates of heaven.

by CyborgTallinn March 11, 2024

30 second tor up

Is when a wife cheats on her husband with another guy who is gross himself and ends up with blue balls cause she didn't want to finish sucking his scaly dick

Wow your kidding she must know what to do to give you a 30 second tor up

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024